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I would not want to live in a world without dragons, as I would not want to live in a world without magic, for that is a world without mystery, and that is a world without faith.

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May. 6th, 2020


[info]strandsofnaught
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[info]strandsofnaught
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[No Subject]


[info]strandsofnaught
[info]somerealityweb
It is customary to introduce one's self upon arrival in a new world though I admit I have been somewhat distracted with familiarising myself with being whole once more and now present here.

A real "mind trip" as Agent Coulson would say.

I am Lady Sif, formerly of Asgard, and now apparently a resident in Goodland.

Apr. 26th, 2020


[info]cybertechnic
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[info]cybertechnic
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[info]cybertechnic
[info]somerealityweb
I suppose it was too much to hope it'd be over in one day.

[Barton]
You suck.

Apr. 25th, 2020


[info]thebestshot
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[info]thebestshot
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[info]thebestshot
[info]somerealityweb
[Clint]

uh. help. my hands keep glowing red and shit keeps moving on its own. and something that nearly fell on me at the scrapyard turned into fucking flowers instead of landing on me.

what the fuck is going on?

[info]cybertechnic
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[info]cybertechnic
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[info]cybertechnic
[info]somerealityweb
I dislike this.

[ FRIENDS ]
I believe I am malfunctioning. I may be unhelpful for as long as this is occurring.

[ GAMORA ]
I feel everything. I believe my endurance and tolerance have dwindled. It is unpleasant. How do humans deal with this?

Apr. 14th, 2020


[info]cauterising
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[info]cauterising
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[No Subject]


[info]cauterising
[info]somerealityweb
Jesus Christ can something just explode please Very surprised it did not rain eggs this weekend.

Very surprised.

[Tony, Bruce, Steve, Nat, Thor]
Azari mentioned not knowing what a buffet is. Obviously, this needs to be fixed. Voting on taking Torunn, James, Francis and Azari to an all you can eat and seeing how long it takes for them to throw us out for eating all their food?


[Tony]
Can I ask you for a favour man?


[James]
Hey kid, how're you hanging in there?

[info]thebestshot
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[info]thebestshot
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[info]thebestshot
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[Clint / Nat]
can you go check on nate plz?

Apr. 13th, 2020


[info]lightonmyfeet
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[info]lightonmyfeet
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[Clint Barton, Thor Odinson, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanoff & Tony Stark]
I understand from speaking to my friends (Francis, James, Torunn) that you are all here and whilst you are not the people we knew of from our timeline / reality some of you have embraced those I hold closest to my heart and I wanted to extend my gratitude to you for that.

I hope in time I can get to know you as you are rather than what I believe I know of you.

My name is Azari T'Challa and I have only just arrived in Goodland but I hope my experience here will be a positive one in more ways than one.

Apr. 3rd, 2020


[info]lastmutanthope
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[info]lastmutanthope
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[info]lastmutanthope
[info]somerealityweb
Does anyone know how to fix a hole in a wall?

[Emma Frost]
Sorry.
[Clint Barton]
Hello. I was told you can fix a hole?

Mar. 31st, 2020


[info]machinesrus
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[info]machinesrus
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[info]machinesrus
[info]somerealityweb
[MCU]
I think


Don't ever trust him. Just
It's Magneto.

I can't breathe.

Mar. 1st, 2020


[info]machinesrus
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[info]machinesrus
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[info]machinesrus
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[Adult friends]
In the spirit of February 29 I don't think I'm doing... great. It's stupid. Everything about my life is immeasurably better than it was a year ago, I should be thrilled. I miss my family. I miss Vision. I miss my nieces, any kid I get close to here gets taken away. I'm pretty sure James isn't coming back, it's been over a month. Maybe I should have done things differently. It's like... when shit's going down, all I can think about is the job, everything's clear. You don't sacrifice the mission. It's pretty much the only time I'm sure of anything. Everytime else... I don't know. People keep turning up that have all these connections and it was one thing when I thought the Entity couldn't pull anyone else out of a universe that doesn't exist but then Rogue turned up and I'm just, angry, because I've had no one. But I could. Vision or Sue or my sister or someone could turn up tomorrow and I can't let go because I'm always waiting. I feel like I'm halfway between two places and nothing is real. I just... want to sleep. Without nightmares.

Feb. 29th, 2020


[info]cauterising
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[info]cauterising
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[No Subject]


[info]cauterising
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[ NAT ]
We might wanna see about a bigger apartment...


[ COOPER | LILA | NATE ]
I take it you've met the mop of blond that's been in the pillow fort? Resembles grumpy cat? Grunts in response to questions? Makes like a turtle half the time?

If you have serious opposition to Francis possibly being a semi-permanent resident, now's the time to voice it.


[ JAMES ]
Does Francis know he's fucking adorable in a grumpy and argumentative way?

[info]thebestshot
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[info]thebestshot
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[info]thebestshot
[info]somerealityweb
im ready for the trees to stop being edible now.

[Clint & Nat]
are you sure you dont mind me staying with james? feels like your place is a little tightly packed. ready to outstay my welcome

i still wont be there every night or anything.

Feb. 24th, 2020


[info]comespywithme
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[info]comespywithme
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Text to Clint Barton


[info]comespywithme
[info]somerealityweb
>> Hey babe.
>> I'd like to suggest getting drunk.
>> We can lock ourselves in our room if you want or I'd suggest we go to the studio but it might be buried inside some peppermint forest.
>> Who the hell knows?
>> This is blowing my fucking mind.

[info]thenextavenger
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[info]thenextavenger
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[No Subject]


[info]thenextavenger
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[TEXT TO CLINT]
- I know this is bad timing for you.
- But congratulations, you're a dad again.
- I'm bringing in a half-feral Hawkeye to my blanket fort.
- His name's Francis.
- And he might empty the hot water heater.
- Is that okay?
- The kid's floor fine and all, but

[info]bartonesque
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[info]bartonesque
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[info]bartonesque
[info]somerealityweb
This place is horribly bright and it sorta feels like a psychotropic drug dream, but on the other hand, it's not like it's insanely unusual for this place.

DAD! I'm going to catch diabetes! Don't wait up.

Only I will try to control myself a little because the sugar coma might kill me and if that doesn't the candy crash will.

Feb. 4th, 2020


[info]thenextavenger
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[info]thenextavenger
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[No Subject]


[info]thenextavenger
[info]somerealityweb
Cut for (slightly blurry no it's not your eyes) image )

Feb. 2nd, 2020


[info]shrinkable
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[info]shrinkable
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[No Subject]


[info]shrinkable
[info]somerealityweb
OH GOD. I literally spent thirty minutes just trying to get big so an ostrich wouldn't eat me! That journey would not have been fun!

Hi. I'm Scott, I have no idea what is going on here! Is this another timeline? Did we screw something up!?

[info]notyourplayboy
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[info]notyourplayboy
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NETWORK: TONY STARK


[info]notyourplayboy
[info]somerealityweb
If you are nice to me, I'll let you play with an alpaca, a goat, a rabbit, or a chicken. Family? They need names.

UPDATE: The alpacas are Notty and Al. The rabbits are Thumper and Hazel. The goats are Winken, Blinken, and Nod. Chicken # 1 - Colonel Sanders Chicken # 2 - Foghorn Leghorn

[FILTER: Bucky Barnes]

Want to see my farm?

Jan. 30th, 2020


[info]cauterising
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[info]cauterising
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[info]cauterising
[info]somerealityweb
Oh insomnia, my old friend, could you fuck off at least headaches are the new norm.

So thankfully this bout of shit crazy didn't mess up too much of the villa, aside from some mess in the lobby and outside (which I cannot take responsibility for) there's minimal damage. That said, as ever, let us know if you need something fixed.

[NATASHA]
You're moving in. I swear to god if we need to go back up to the 8th floor for socks or something one more time I'm going to flip my shit. Just tell the entity you're moving and be done with it.

[VIEWABLE TO ARCHERS]
So there's already a shooting range, and an assault course not for the faint of heart, but there's now a recent completed archery specific range at [address]. Since we're no longer in the minority, why not make the most of it.

Jan. 19th, 2020


[info]notyourplayboy
[info]somerealityweb

[info]notyourplayboy
[info]somerealityweb

Network: Tony Stark


[info]notyourplayboy
[info]somerealityweb
[FILTER: MARVEL]

Ultron is definitely here. I'm sorry.

This is my doing and I need to fix it, but I don't think I have it in me anymore.
I feel more selfish now than I did when I was---
I'm a liability anyway
No one really seems to need me anyway so maybe it is not selfish---
Is that rationalizing
I just want to stay in with my family and be safe
Selfish
Sorry
I'll do whatever is needed.


It is my doing. I will fix it.