Some Reality Web

Is it weird that I kind of miss the apples?

[ Lizzy & Joan]

So, even though one of you is from the Motherland, and the other is on more of a liquid diet these days, we're still going to have a proper meal at Thanksgiving. For Arthur's sake, of course. Because I never do anything halfway, we'll have plenty of food and wine, so feel free to invite anyone else you'd like.

It's weird that this stuff always just disappears, right?

[ Hargreeveses ]

Try to be home tonight because I got us all dinner to celebrate the robots being gone and definitely nothing they might have interrupted. Some of everything, since we'll never have a leftovers problem.

So, question. Totally random question.

Is anyone interested in learning how to play the hurdy gurdy? I've been practicing and I'm feeling pretty confident with the basics of it. And I'm sure my siblings would love to hear even more questionably played hurdy gurdies.

Would any non superpowered people be up for some training? I can feel myself getting lazy and it isn't a good look on me.

No offense, Supers, but if I'm going to get my butt beat, I'd like to at least stand a fighting chance.

I know plenty of people probably want to go and check out the latest change, but remember to be cautious. I've seen enough black and white television shows and movies to know that not everything is safe.

And I've seen enough shows and clips of current movies to know that amusement parks in that state never lead to anything good.

Claire would love this

[ Siblings ]

Why couldn't we end up somewhere with bottomless mimosas and endless waffles?

Didn't really need that. Glad it's over, I guess.

What all is involved with helping with the cleanup?

[Allison, Luther, Vanya, Five]

Check in, Hargreeveses. Everyone ok? And not drunk right now?

Okay, in hindsight maybe a supply run wasn't my best idea.

I'm [...] safe, I think, but I'm also pretty sure I popped some stitches.

Well shit

[ Hargreeveses ]

Diego's room looks cleaned out... unless he got moved to another apartment, in which case he better reply to this letting us know he's still here.

I got a job!

It's just an usher at the movie theater but hey, work is work and money is money.

Of course, I have no idea what I'm doing. But it's a start, I guess?

Man, fuck smokey the bear. Forests are shit.

[Hargreeves]

Fell asleep in the tub. Sorry about all the hot water.

I'm going out.

I guess some of us aren't special enough for doors. But avoiding doors did give me the gift of burning myself making brownies, which I'm betting doesn't happen in that forest.

Also if anyone is left here and wants some, free brownies.

[ Hargreeveses ]

I made a noise. It hurt, but a sound came out of my throat!

The thing that really really bugs me about cartoons is when they draw them with only eight fingers but everyone's still using base ten, like where did those extra two numbers come from? Forget older people complaining about New Math, the numbers 9 and 10 would be a complete travesty. Why are we doiing this to our children?? It's just some abstract philosophical construct that doesn't mean anything in the real world. 7 x 3 is not 21, everyone knows it's 25. I don't know how they expect me to buy into the world building when they make such amateur mistakes.

It's kind of amazing terrifying weird cool getting an actual birthday this year and knowing I'm going to age like a normal person. Or as normal as one gets when one is a Hargreeves.

If any of you happen to see Vanya, Alison, Ben, Fivey, Luther or Diego today, make sure you wish them a happy birthday.

...I don't actually know how old any of them are today because of timelines.

{written at 2 am}

yeah. yeah. obligitory this place is pretty post.


so like

I've been thinking about the fortune cookie
I know that it was like a week ago bu
I cant stop

things.


There is this person, who I love very deeply, and we've gone through hell and back, say almost literally war. It was the two of us--- well, not literally, we were actually part of a team but like it was often just the two of us, even though there were others around.

but he died. okay. And you would do anything to fix that. but you can't.

but say that when the time lines... get jumbled up, like they do in our world. and then you find out that without you... he lived. This person lived.

And then you realize... that it must have been you. I must have done something to cause his death... directly, indirectly, it doesn't matter. Me not being there, us not all being together, that saved his life somehow. And you realize he's better off having not known you




how do you even deal with that?

...I'm here, I am fairly small, you're welcome.

No I did not see anything 'weird'. Everything is very normal thanks for asking.

haha. haha.

I think my fortune cookie is defective. I didn't get a cool vision of rainbows or anything. Are you sure you guys aren't just doing LSD? Sounds like LSD.

Do you guys like Indian food?

Um.

Hi. I'm Ben. I've apparently been here before? So well. Yay I'm back, I guess?

[Siblings]

Klaus said you're all here? All of you? And I wasn't so that's