Some Reality Web

Everything is so loud.

[Geralt]

...

[Sebastian]

I trust you are feeling better?

CHILDREN I need copious amounts of alcohol.

[Geralt & Ciri]

Do not be alarmed by the boy in our tub.

[Tandy]

He will recover, but he will not awaken until tomorrow.

[Friends of Sebastian]

You will not be able to reach your friend for twenty-four hours. He needs rest.

Yennefer, Yennefer.... YENNEFER. I require your assistance.

If anyone's curious, after seven months not needing to sleep, you will not function when you suddenly do need sleep. First clue something weird happened: having unclouded emotions.

[ YEN ]

I have no idea how previous magic is affected right now, but mine is drastically different. Are you okay?

Too much cheer.

[Forward-dated to Sat morning]

[Pyro & Kitty]

Guess y'all saw who showed up yesterday.

[Klara & Molly, open to Pyro, Kitty, Five, Sam]

Y'all wanna go take on Disney together? I'm going to ask if Ciri wants to come too.

[Geralt, Yennifer, Ciri]

Hey, we're probably taking Klara and Molly into Disney today and Ciri - or all three of ya - is welcome to come to.

I have discovered the abhorrent "brain freeze" for myself and it is a vile form of sorcery.

Why must something I love betray me so? Is this my lot in life?

For your awareness, in the early hours between 3am and 4am, on the 1st of March, I will be attempting to open a portal between this world and my world's underworld in order to obtain an item.

As portals within this world have not always had the best effect, there is a chance this will massively backfire. I'm not expecting too many people to be in the area at this time, but for you night owls and reactionary types, don't go towards the swirly vortex in the park. The magical backlash if this doesn't work will likely kill anyone around me.

Nothing can come through the portal if it works, save the item I need. Nothing can get sucked in. It's just a conduit.

[ YENNEFER ]

We will be starting the process for revitalising your body soon. Is there anything else you wish to go over?

What the fuck. No.

Geralt, you and I. We spar.

please Please.

[EMMA SWAN AND YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG]
How much have I told you about Grey Wardens?

I had thought it would be save to leave the catacombs with the end of whatever joy spell was cast, but it seems everyone is succumbing to capitalistic emotional manipulation instead.

I suppose I'll wait until you're all finished with the hearts and flowers of a perfectly normal day that the greeting card and chocolate companies have told you mean something.

[ Yennefer ]

That said, I've sent some crystals to your room. You don't have to do anything with them, just ignore the magic hum from them. They're to aid in fertility and will ease the transition when it comes. If you so choose, you can carry the rose quartz with you. Added boost.

[ Killian ]

There's something we need to discuss. About my... condition.

[ Derek ]

Feeling better?

I have spoken with my charge, and she wishes to give your 'home-schooling' a try. The opportunity to be around others her age is incredibly appealing, but if she does not enjoy it? I have told her that she will not be under any obligation to continue.

I should also thank you for this offer. It was very generous of you.

...

Hmm.

THE ENTITY

I need a place for a school to train the young ones how to fight. I heard someone had found a spot previously. ... Where the fuck is it?

YEN

I ... need to talk to you.

I owe you an apology.

YEN

I've been thinking of Kaer Morhen.

CIRI & BEVERLY

The clown is taken care of.

EMMA SWAN

How is our prisoner? Should I come strengthen the Sign?

Alright, here's the deal with that clown fuckerthing.

We always called it It, because we were not creative children. We don't know really what It is. Just that it's been around since before humans and probably would have been around after, if we hadn't killed it.

It's powerful as hell. It can look and sound like anything it wants, it can make people see or not see whatever it wants. It targets children most because it feeds on them, but it will kill adults or make children kill adults if they're getting in Its way too much.

It can read your mind. We don't know exactly the extent, but it knows what you're afraid of, even if you've never said it out loud. Sometimes even before you know you're afraid of it. It gets stronger when you're afraid so it will try to scare you.And it's not just 'I'm afraid of werewolves'. This thing will manipulate emotional fears too, things like losing people you love, guilt over things that you've done or haven't done, secrets you don't want to get out.

It can also manipulate your perception. It does this more to adults than kids. It makes them...apathetic. They won't notice things they should, will ignore things that should be concerning.

You can usually recognize it because it sometimes doesn't take a perfect form. Whatever it looks like will still have yellow eyes or orange pom pom buttons or messed up teeth or something. And red balloons, it'll use them to try and lure people or tease people or float away on them. And it likes to sing because it's annoying as hell.

The only things we know about getting the better of it:

-It's held to the lore of whatever it looks like. If it looks like a werewolf, silver will hurt it. If it looks like a vampire, sun will hurt it. It won't die, but it'll make it run until it can recover and change it's form.

-Fear makes it stronger, but it gets weaker if you're not afraid of it. If you stand up to it you can make it smaller, weaker.

-It takes a group of people to kill it. I don't know if it's any group or it was something specific about us, but we all had to be there. And it tried very hard to split us up.

-It dies if you crush Its heart. We don't know if this is the only way, but it's what we did last time. We had to stand up to it, make it feel small so it got small, then we pulled it's heart out and crushed it.

What's a wolfsbane bullet and why is it relevant to stopping a healing process?

There's an angry blond with a gun and some serious facial deformities running around. I've to warn people, but this former wolf is a little delirious and very injured.

Information on how to avert this would be useful.

Fuck this Sphere. Fuck my weaknesses. Fuck that fucking clown.

How are the children?

[Nico, Jeremy, Bev, Richie, Rey, Solona, Damon and Elena]

Thank you for your assistance. My charge came to no harm. I am in your debt. A magical favor is yours when you require it.

[Cirilla]

I'm...sorry it wasn't her.

[Geralt]

...

There is something lurking that is calling out to my daughter charge and disguising It's voice. She believes she is hearing her grandmother and I intend on ripping It to shreds for giving the child false hope. I have been told this abomination needs to be harmed mentally before It can be harmed physically, and that It possesses illusionary abilities.

Is there anyone outside the villa that can assist me? I was also informed that It targets children and I shouldn't face It alone, but I will if it comes to that.

Just wanted some fucking food and juice.

Bested a fool in a white sheet. What the fuck is going on?