Some Reality Web

Note to self: organize your shiny new closet so you don't get attacked by a pointy-pink-penguin-pow avalanche every time you open it.

Okay so been here a while but I didn't exactly have opposable thumbs for a while then 'cause apparently getting plucked up by an all powerful entity meant I defaulted to- Well, it doesn't matter.

Name's Gar.

Hi.

Ugh! I have a bunch of tests and reports due because we have something called "spring break" after this week.

Small animals will play with literally any toys. I have about a dozen origami frogs that I can make leap and if it's not FluffMonster Chewie chasing them, the puffy puffs are scrambling to go and get one.

This is the perfect way to procrastinate all homework.

[ Barry ]
Will you give me permission to get a tattoo?

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[FILTERED TO CASA ALLEN-POOLE-PHIMISTER]
I am fine, but I'm gonna go to the speed lab and clean up.

[FILTERED TO BRUCE WAYNE]
What do you do when you're like, extra-ordinarily pissed off?

[MORGAN & TONY STARK, RAY PALMER]
Say I've been trying to make an AI for the last couple of months and I need a little help.

Would you do it for ice cream?

[ELLIE, GWEN, HARRY]
I'm on an ice cream making kick.

Name your favorite ice creams. No Ice Cream Man jokes, that's [...] dirty.

[KARA]
Do you want blueberry swirl or cookies and cream or mint chocolate chip ice cream?

And I'm trying to figure out what the Weasleys would like. Help. Chocolate? Rosemary? Lemon poppy? Pumpkin?

This looks like New York but it doesn't feel like New York, not in the least because my apartment doesn't seem to exist.

I was definitely in my New York this morning, and now I'm not. So, uh, hi Goodland? I'm Billy, and I guess I'm joining you guys for a while.

I schmoozed my boss, and all the games at the arcade this weekend are freakin' frackin' free! Come get yo bucket of tokens and save me from boredom.

[Ellie & Barry]

I'm gonna do the thing. I'm doing the thing as we speak. $h!t this is out of character right?! Who is responsible for my rewrites now?

[Entity]

Are you there god? It's me, Margaret. Listen, we both been knew I'm basically living at Ellie and Barry's anyway...could we you know...make it official or whatever?

My splinters have splinters. There's dried plaster and paint in my hair.

I feel like this is a good stopping point.

[ELLIE]
[...] When did Julian go back home?

[PIETRO]
I forgot to show you the speed lab. Wanna check it out?

Did I just lose another chunk of my life inbetween scenes?

I swear to frackin' Bendis I will flip every table in this place.

Ya try to live a good life. Ya try to be better. And this is what ya get.

...WELP. ಠ_ಠ

So, um. I'm in medical with Barry. I'm okay this time, but he's not and asjd;lfsdfs just. I'm gonna stay here with him for as long as they'll let me. We were fighting... I think his name is Savitar? And Red Daughter and Neron-- and it's just a lot out there.

Be careful, everyone.

KAL-EL

I think it was Lex again. We have to find him.

Sup, babies?

What is pink and white and has been canceled all over?

This isn't my room. What happened?... What's going on with Kara? Why is she here with me? Trying to get up was a mistake, but I should be at the lab. Don't have time for laying around. I feel queasy the lights hurt.

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OOC: this is how the network currently manifests for Barry.

Showered, had a snack, processed a crime scene, processed the evidence and now it's suddenly mid-morning and I'm not really sure where the time went?

But should I keep the beard or not? ( Cut for picture )

Someone could've told me Jacen was here. I also don't really know what to do with that information.

You know that feeling when your blood runs cold and you're like, I could probably use something vaguely criminal (read: fun) to do?

Who's with me?

I don't really know what to say, honestly. I'm still here.

I'm out of bed. I'm working.

{filtered to teens (16 and up) and adults}

After the resounding success of my little experiment on Sam Wilson I can say with certainty that it works on humans of other worlds I feel like it is high time to admit that I have indeed, been sitting on a stash of herbs that could potentially be used as [...] hallucinogenics.

But while I won't be parting with my stash of blood lotus anytime soon, I do have some dried leaves from elfroot and royal elfroot plants that I'd be willing to share. In other words, I have 'weed', 'cannabis', 'pot' and I am happy to share.

You'll have to roll the cigarettes yourselves; I smoke via pipe. If you feel squeamish about smoking it, I can brew you a tea.

And if you do accept, yes - you may head into battle and study under the influence of elfroot, but I would abstain from [...] driving. Operating heavy machinery. Sponge Bob. Yes, Sponge Bob is no good.

Be responsible, or I will make you regret it.

I [...] am sorry for going dark this long. I really am.

But if you need someone to talk to, Brainy's [...] pretty good at that stuff. Yeah.

[FLASH FAM]
I've not forgotten your presents.