Some Reality Web

Again? Bloody heDare I ask how long I was gone this time? I have a feeling I won't like the answer.

This is Hannah Abbott, checking in! I'm going to need my friends to sound-off because I'm a little frustrated and hearing from you all would be extremely helpful.

I also assume we've had a lot more new people since I was here last, so hello!

[Filtered to Family & Hayley but AWAY from Hope]

It would appear the Entity has sent Niklaus away. Seeing as Hope has also lost young Mr. Kirby, I do not know how to break it to her that her father is also gone.

[Damon and Elena]

It would appear that Nikalus was sent home, so, you can breathe a little easier. I will still keep my promise to look after you both should he return.

Sleeping all day and staying up all night is going to bite me in the ass next semester.

[Clint]

Happy birthday! Glad you were born today or whatever. If only for selfish Nate related reasons. Also uh, thanks for always putting up with my shit. I left breakfast better get to it before your kids do.

[Emma Swan]

I dropped the friend ball and haven't checked on you since the whole age fuckery. So, this is me doing that now.

> Hey.
> I realize you've got a boatload of BS on your plate right now.
> But, I'm your selfish bestie.
> So...
> Can I add to it real quick?

[Filtered to the Mikaelson family]

I am thinking we do something we've never done. We have so much to celebrate, being given a new chance here after all.

Family Game Night.

I can already hear you laughing. Stop it.

Just a night of normalcy and fun, drinks and bonding. Monopoly or this Cards Against Humanity Game I've heard a about.

Pictionary is also possible, but Hope and Niklaus would have a step up on the rest of us...


[Delena]

And how is Elena Jr? When is your due date?

I'm not sure how this was fair to anyone involved.

[Jeremy]
...I'm so sorry.

[Josie and Lizzie]
I'm sorry I didn't remember you. I really hate it here sometimes- you two are the exception. Are you okay?

[Enzo]
...

[Angel]
Thanks for keeping me calm. Fewer fires that way.

This is fine.

[Bon]
...sorry I don't exactly have a change of clothes for you. I can go bum some off of my sister? Stay as long as you want.

[Mystic Falls minus Bonnie]
Give her space. She is... closer to my time point. It is a shit time. So, yeah, just give her space. I'm working on explaining everything.

...what has this much power?

I never want to relive being 10 years old ever again. That was....I am mortified beyond belief.

[Elena and Damon]

I am so...so sorry. I don't even know what to say.

Bloody Hell. The Other Side has turned into a wannabe New York City now? This is not my idea of peace. Any place where I cannot watch over Bonnie and know she is living her best life is not my idea of peace.

i went to the park yesterday with goddess Elena! i magiced her a pink flower thats beauty will never die just like hers. i held her hand and she gave me ice cream and it was even better than the cheesey noodles!

[Family]

I trust you all are safe in this most...unsavory place?


[Elena and Damon]

Are you two alright with this...unexpected journey to this unsanitary hellhole? I am obviously concerned with Elena expecting.

Okay, first of all fucking ow. Thanks for the massive headache, Entity.

Second, hey, this is Rose Hathaway. I guess I was, uh, here before. Or I just had a really lengthy and freaky hallucination, whichever.

How many of my people are still here?

21 weeks and all of these baggy clothes are making me look like a smuggler. I hate them. So, I guess we can't hide it anymore...

Whether the world is ready for it or not whether I'm ready for it or not...

There is going to be a tiny Gilbert-Salvatore and judging by the demanding kicks? She's already too much like Damon.

Goodland my arse. This is bloody Manhattan. I should know. I've been here God knows how many times in the last thousand years.

Jubilant Entity you better be trying very hard to get me back. I swear to God. Bloody hell.

I should buy stock in sports tape at this rate. ...maybe punching bags as well.

Why do I keep working out hungover? Ugh. I hate myself.

[Josie&Lizzie&Hope]
I'm going to basically run 5K this weekend. You are welcome to join me.

Of fucking course, because why the fuck not right? I hate this. How do you turn it off?

I'm...not okay going to find something to blow up.

( Left for Elena in bed. )

You know things are bad when you start to miss almost being murdered every week.

I am going to need more hobbies. Past times. Things to do.

[EMMY]
No really, chérie. I am lowkey on edge just waiting. This isn't healthy.

Locks, doors, and doors with locks are stupid.

[ Saltzson ]

I'm trying to respect Bonnie and Enzo by not just spelling myself inside, but I miss being able to just walk into your room.