Some Reality Web

I gotta say, jogging here is way different then back home. City joggers? Y'all insane. Thank fuck we have Central Park and those weird woods.

[Peter]
Wtf, Parker? Is there like a club of spiders now?

Done. GED acquired.

[JOSIE]
Hey. Do you want to train with me? I know I'm not Ric, but I still am good at what I do.

We didn't do it.

Doc said no startle pranks, and it's the third. We're geniuses, not evil geniuses.

no.

[nico]
nico. i need you to put me to sleep

Does anyone know how to fix a hole in a wall?

[Emma Frost]

Sorry.

[Clint Barton]

Hello. I was told you can fix a hole?

Ever since Disney, I've had "Let it go" stuck in my head.

Clearly, there's only one solution to this: karaoke.

Who's in?

that hurt my mind. it was like a really bad brain freeze. what was that?

Was anyone injured during...all that?

[Filtered to Friends]

Obviously so many people in pain or panic isn't something to be happy about but...

I think maybe the surge? Poked at Him a bit. And I honestly don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing but it's the most I've felt in a while so I'm going to hope for good.

Okay so I like to think I'm sorta used to the weird and wonderful by this point in my life but this? This is definitely pushing it.

Also the last entity I ran across wanted to kill everyone and destroy everything in the known universe so... yeah.

Shit. Did I get snapped again? This is a new kind of snap since it's not dark, and the one that did it signed their name, and I have this thing. But people from other planets come and go as they want, so you never know.

[Emma]

What was that? Are you alright?

He's here. Is that what happened?

[Guardians of the 8th Floor]

I'm so sorry, there was a- something happened and I felt it and my powers just reacted. I've broken almost everything in my room and the door.

I lost control. It won't happen again.

[Gar]

Can I sleep on the floor in your room tonight? :(

Welp.

Whatever the fuck happened thanks for THAT, I was mid run annnd guess who crashed into something? That's right, me and that shit HURTS.

Gonna just chill here for a bit k thx bye.

What was that?! Is everyone okay?

[Billy]
Are you alright?

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For the record that was not me.

My deepest and sincerest apologies for my... outburst. An unforeseen side effect of an open mind I'm afraid. Steps have been taken to ensure it doesn't happen again.

Truly, anyone it adversely affected, I'm sorry.

[Ororo, Erik, Remy]

Can I convince one of you to stab an ice pick through my skull? I'll even stay human for it.

Klara's doing better now and doesn't want y'all to worry. She's sorry if you are, and for now she's gonna watch her Forensic Files while I fix some burgers for us. Let me know if you wanna drop by for a visit, but I can't promise it'll be tonight.

[ Texts to Peter, around 11am ]
» Hey kiddo
» Got anything important happening at school today?

[ posted closer to 8 pm ]

can one of you please go outside with me and winky? i would like to take a walk before bed time. i remember reading that fresh air helps headaches and mine almost gone thanks to dr bruce.

God damnit, taquitos.

[Dad, Peter, Aunt May]
Abbie and I are gonna walk back to the Villa. We are going to hide in my room.

That is all.

[Tim]
Got her.