Some Reality Web

Someone is literally getting away with selling a bucket that holds ice for two "easy" payments of 29.99. No, it doesn't make the ice it's just a bucket... Ah late night infomercials. They are the best.

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is Hiring

Part-time and full-time positions available.

Shop experience preferred, but training is available. Being magical is not required.
Open mind required, must have a sense of humor.

Cisco, knock it off.

Interviews start Monday, 1/12, at 3 in the afternoon. If interested drop a message here so I can start the process.

Must be willing to put up with pranks, jokes, and merriment.

Why are there so many bloody colours at the paint store?

[BUBBLES & BUTTERCUP]
Oi, ye wee hooligans, since we are clearly not using yer rooms how about we convert em? How'd ya like a playroom/study room for one of em and the other one.... maybe we should get another aquarium and set up a place for yer animals.

Wut colours do ye want the walls? Also, we are going out ta dinner tonight. Where do ye want to go?

[Dr Sam Wilson]
I have a full case of Pepper Up potion--contains bicorn horn powder and mandrake root. It does cure the common cold, is great for hypothermia, and may cause steam to emit from the ears for a few hours, but that usually clears up on its own and won't cause any burns.

I also have half a case of hangover potions, which can also be used for migraines and anxiety. I give mine a Draught of Peace base with a touch of Antidote to Common Poisons. Ingredients include: Powdered moonstone, Syrup of Hellebore, Powdered Unicorn horn, Powdered Porcupine quills, Valerian root, bezoar, and mistletoe berries. It should be taken with food.

I've used the last of the supplies for these potions in my kit, but I'll try to find more. This batch should last you a couple of weeks though. I'll bring it by later today.
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Is there a magical apothecary around anywhere? Or do we need one? Like. Could I ask the entity for the means to start something like that?

I would, obviously, make sure that it serves everyone and not just magical folks. Anyone can buy and use potions, even if they can't make them, and there are holistic uses for the ingredients that don't require magic--face scrubs, shampoos, lotions.

Someone, or something, is repetitively attempting some kind of magic. Either it's failing or they are just trying to infuriate me others.

I'm perilously close to fireballing the point of the magic. Either someone needs to stop it happening, or cease and desist their attempts at what I can only assume is escape.

Nimue's babbling has already worn me to my last nerve today.

I've decided to rot my brain, and I could use some netflix recommendations.

[VARRIC TETHRAS]
How are you doing?

[ANNA ZHU]
I read that you're experienced in herbal remedies.

I happen to be in the process of opening a herbal store, which is currently lacking in herbs from [...] Earth, I believe? I could use a hand.

Hi. So, someone mentioned that you had taken over the youth center and I wanted to see if you needed any help? I don't really have any experience or anything but kids generally don't hate me? Let me know. Thanks.
Richie Tozier