Listen up, Entity person being thing.
We have T-Minus
5 DAYS until my birthday. So, for my birthday, I'd like to kindly ask that you not pull anymore heinous actions and other
bullshit nonsense for a while. At least six months. I'll plant you a tree or something, cool? Cool.
This may also be a reminder for said birthday approaching in case you really want to get me something fun and nifty. Please inquire with Lucky for any suggestions you might want and/or need. He knows me best!
If you want specifics? Dear Tony Stark: World's greatest archer (that's me in case you had any doubts) could use some new trick arrows. Mini deadly robots who decided to cut my hair in the most unnatural way possible (in case you forgot!) used a lot of them. A girl needs shiny things, you know!