As much as I dislike believing the going story about alternate dimensions and such, after reviewing all the information I could obtain on this device, I've concluded that, for the moment, the rest of you seem to believe it and appear to be in your right minds.
Given that, I'm Owen. Had a nasty run in with a couple of the cultists that some of you seemed to mention, but I'm on the mend now.
Has anyone discovered anything that might lead to a way home yet?