| Andras Caradog Maredudd Eynon ( @ 2009-12-08 01:37:00 |
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| Entry tags: | andras eynon, sierra jimenez |
Who: Sierra and Andy
What: A mid-afternoon curbside gig, of course
Where: Monroeville, on a rather quaint corner by a coffee shop with a zombie down the street a ways.
When: ...mid-afternoon. Wanker.
Rating: PG to begin!
Status: Incomplete
For December, the weather wasn't too terribly dreary, and conditions were lending themselves wonderfully to a quick stop in a small town for some music. His fingers were cramping around the steering wheel, protesting after too long a stretch of improper use. These were strumming fingers, Andy! He really needed to remember his own personal limits, lest some sort of coup occur.
He picked a corner, pulled his fedora on to trap his body heat from escaping from his head, and set up his appropriate gear. His guitar came out, the van door was slid shut to keep Pug warm and toasty within, and Andy began the beatific, soulful creation of melody and tune that burned passionate within the ardent chambers of his heart.
Me and my friend Dan are going to get some beers
and then we're going to go down to the park and drink them there.
We'll bask out in the sun, bring a guitar and play some songs,
call up our friends and invite them out to share
what might be the last weekend of existence,
because there's zombies all around this fucking place.
He did not notice how the original lyrics were altered by his own tongue, simply realising that a crowd had yet to form adoringly around him. Andy pursed his lips, studying the empty street directly within his scope of sight. A rather nasty creature was twitching along in the distance, but that nutter was heading the wrong way. Besides, Andy was no longer in the business of playing for zombies. Other than that one jerking mess of meat, Andy's choice location was empty. Barren. A wasteland of lost souls trapped without music and without care!
Andy battled through a setlist anyway, rather mindless about it, if one was to be particularly frank. T'was depressing, having not a single audience member. The weather was even too chilly for Pug to join him with his ferret leash secured around a sign post or some such.
Thus, the Bloodhound Gang, indie acoustic-style.
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and...
...Andy spotted a girl, grinning pleasantly when he noticed she had all of her vital parts in order and was not moaning for a romp with his skull contents. He turned to face her as she approached, strumming skillfully in her direction as his song of choice took a charmingly calculated turn.
Rivers carve the country, a landscape shaped by a stream,
so I will swim in the river as long as you need.
Darling oh my darling you know that everything that I do
is to try and make me good enough for you.