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Simon Watts ([info]niftyfifties) wrote in [info]snyderville,
@ 2009-12-08 19:04:00

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Entry tags:alyson brice, sebastian winchcombe, simon watts

Who: Simon and Alyson (and Seb, if he decides to come later!)
What: Rescue mission, day one million and twelve. Or something like that.
Where: Rolling Acres Trailer Park, Monroeville.
When: Night.
Rating: Probably PG-ish.
Status: Incomplete.


So what if this rescue mission was turning out to be the worst one on record? So what if they'd gotten dangerously off-course, set the first aid kits (and some Australians) on fire, and had two-way radios that didn't seem to be picking up any signal whatsoever? Perhaps these things might have deterred some people - depressed them, even. Perhaps this was the point where most people would have curled up into the foetal position and cried their sleepless eyes out. But not Simon. Simon was not about to let a few zombies, near-fatal errors, and having a terrible driver (sorry, Seb) get him down. No, Simon was feeling more encouraged than ever! Granted, it was probably because he hadn't slept in what seemed like an eternity and perhaps also because his diet consisted mostly of alcohol and instant snack food, but it was the thought that counted, right?

Simon was determined. At least, he thought he was.

Upon spying what looked like the first signs of life in many, many kilometers, Simon nearly tripped over his own feet in his haste to get out of the car and head towards what was perhaps the first person needing rescuing that they'd found thus far. He left Sebastian and Jeeves in the car, taking two of his (now numerous) guns with him as he headed off into the darkness towards the sight of trailer park lights and some billowing, lively(!) smoke. So much for his previous 'look before you leap' mentality. Some surprises were a welcome break from the monotony of wandering aimlessly.

A few zombies, obligingly clad in the very trailer park attire they'd lived and died in, staggered towards him the instant his feet touched solid ground. Whereas he might have startled a few weeks earlier, now this was all just a matter of course. He shot them each in the face in turn, then shot them again, just to make sure. They'd loaded up on enough ammo not to have to be stingy with their bullets by now.

No-one else harassed him on his way to the lit trailer, aside from a zombie dog still tethered to a fencepost. He shot it, too. Put the thing out of its misery, he figured.

As he mounted the steps leading up to the trailer door, he ascended them backwards at first, not wanting to turn his back on whatever might be lurking nearby. He hoped that the trailer's occupant wouldn't be out for brains, either, but he'd already decided that if his knocks were greeted with moans and clawing sounds, he'd be perfectly fine with heading back to the vehicle empty-handed.

A rescue would be much, much better, though.

Simon knocked on the door quite politely.

"Red Cross! Is anyone home!" he hollered, a touch less politely.



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[info]likewichita
2009-12-08 02:40 am UTC (link)
Aly was in denial. The double-wide was well-stocked with food (as long as you weren't too picky, and Aly wasn't) and the trailer-trash zombies had yet to figure out how to get past the deadbolts and window bars her security-conscious stepfather had installed back when the biggest threat had been the crystal meth dealers two streets over.

She was curled up in front of the woodstove with a pile of pillows and an issue of People magazine that was more than a few months out of date, pretending that the zombie apocalypse was nothing more than a really long power outage when shots rang out.

Aly jumped up and started for the window, any sort of speedy progress hampered by the Snuggie that tangled around her legs and under her feet. Standards slipped when a girl was the only living human for miles around! Besides, it was cold out.

She'd just managed to peek through the gap between the curtains, the view uniformly dark, when a knock sounded at the door. The shout came a few seconds later, as Aly was guiltily and hastily folding the Snuggie and draping it over the back of a recliner.

"Hold your horses! I'm coming," she shouted back, grabbing a handgun off the dinette before undoing the deadbolt. Aly cracked the door open as wide as the safety chain would allow and peered suspiciously out through the narrow gap.

"May I help you? I have to warn you that if you're thinking of robbing me, I don't have anything worth taking. And if you're thinking of raping me, I'll shoot you," she said, all matter-of-fact.

The stranger didn't need to know that she couldn't shoot worth shit.

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[info]niftyfifties
2009-12-08 02:50 am UTC (link)
Simon watched the trailer occupant curiously through the crack, then gave her a somewhat deranged grin.

"I haven't any plans to r-r-rob or rape you, no worries." he said, still cheshire smiling.

"Everything all right in there? No z-zombies? All brains intact?"

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[info]likewichita
2009-12-08 02:56 am UTC (link)
Aly's eyes narrowed at the grin. If the stranger thought smiling like that made him look harmless and trustworthy, he was crazy.

Crazy or not, this was the first living person Alyson had seen in longer than she cared to admit. Quickly deciding that he didn't look all that dangerous, she unhooked the chain and opened the door.

"Come on in. Quick, before Zach decides to crash the party." Aly tucked a stray lock of hair behind her ear and wished, fleetingly, that she'd thought to put on a bra that morning.

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[info]niftyfifties
2009-12-08 03:05 am UTC (link)
"Aye. Cheers, mate!" Simon said, cheerfully accepting her invitation to step inside. Despite his manic state, he retained enough manners to wipe his feet on the mat and take off his shoes so as not to ruin her lovely shag carpeting. Once inside, he marveled at the decor - fine wood paneling, a tapestry depicting the Last Supper - how nice! After so much time on the road, it was nice to visit a place that reminded him of home.

"You're t-too kind. I don't suppose you'll be n-n-needing the extra gun I've brought, seeing as you've already threatened to shoot me. Who's this Zach fellow, then? Are you hungry at all? Do you need any b-b-band-aids?" he chattered, picking up a knickknack and examining it before putting it down again. He suddenly perked as though he'd forgotten something important and strolled back towards Aly, outstretching the hand that wasn't clutching a shotgun.

"W-w-where are my manners? I'd forget my own head if it wasn't st - please er. Please forgive me. S-S-Simon Watts. New Zealand Red Cross. S'a pleasure to make your ac - your acquaintance."

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[info]likewichita
2009-12-10 01:34 am UTC (link)
Watching her unexpected visitor look the place over, Aly found herself at a loss for the words to answer his stream of questions. At least when he turned back and offered her his hand she had something of a script to follow.

"Alyson Brice. Um, nice to meet you too, Simon."

She was pretty sure he was on drugs. And that Australian accent was so fake. Alyson decided that she could play along.

"So, you're with, like, some kind of disaster relief mission? The New Zealand Red Cross does that kind of stuff too, huh?"

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[info]niftyfifties
2009-12-10 01:47 am UTC (link)
If Aly had her doubts, Simon took no notice.

"Right-o. They've sent a... a few teams, but my cohort and myself are the only ones that were um. Well, s-s-sent here." he explained happily, thankful that the presence of another human being possibly meant he hadn't just imagined this entire ordeal.

"I can't say that the well, zombies and all are what I'm... er, u-used to, but I s'pose one can get used to an... an... anything after a time, yeah? Are you sure you're not... not injured at all? We've got a car."

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[info]likewichita
2009-12-10 02:07 am UTC (link)
"I guess," Alyson said doubtfully. The idea of getting used to zombies implied some sort of action, even if only an adjustment of attitude. She'd been putting off doing anything about her situation, consciously waiting for her food supplies to run low before making any kind of decision about what to do next.

"I'm not hurt. Are you hungry?" she asked, remembering her own manners. People on drugs usually got the munchies, sooner or later, didn't they? Something Simon had said in his rambling monologue struck her and she smirked, amused by his story.

"When you say you were sent here, do you mean Monroeville? Or Rolling Acres, specifically?"

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[info]niftyfifties
2009-12-10 02:38 am UTC (link)
"Nah, I'm fine. Thanks for asking." Simon replied to her offer of food, despite the fact that he was quite famished. He really wasn't thinking about his stomach right now - he was more concerned with assessing the situation and getting Alyson out of there, if necessary. He tapped his fingers against his chin as he examined a picture on the wall thoughtfully, then straightened it out of habit.

He turned back to Alyson once he had finished. "Hm?" he asked, unsure of what she was asking first of all.

"Oh. Right. Well, it's - " (he gestured vaguely, as though this would illustrate his meaning) " - all of this, yeah? Monroeville, Snyderville... C-C-Compton County's what it's called, isn't it? I'm sorry, but the maps er... burned up when the Australians went zombie and er. C-c-caught fire."

His face turned serious for a moment. "I am in the right place, aren't I?" Simon asked her.

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[info]likewichita
2009-12-10 02:47 am UTC (link)
Aly moved into the kitchen, not really perturbed at Simon wandering around the trailer making himself at home. It wasn't as if he could get into much trouble in the small space. She busied herself with a can opener, having decided to heat up some soup whether he liked it or not. The guy looked as if he could use a couple of square meals.

"This is Compton County, yeah. How did the zombies catch fire, exactly?" she asked, cocking her head curiously. If nothing else, Simon was entertaining company.

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[info]niftyfifties
2009-12-10 05:39 am UTC (link)
Simon padded after her in holey socks he hadn't changed in a couple of weeks. At least it had been cold enough that they hadn't started to smell yet. At least, he didn't think so. And asking Sebastian for his opinion certainly wouldn't help. Simon spent a few moments staring at his protruding toes as he tried to discreetly discern whether or not they would cause offense.

"P-p-pardon me?" Simon asked, when he finally realised Alyson had asked him something. His mental tapes rewound. "Oh! Oh, that. Well, they didn't really c-c-catch fire, per se. More like we er, dumped alcohol on them and set them alight. BUT! They were horrible people before the parachuting, and even worse after, trying to eat our brains and all - "

Simon's words trailed off, watching her open the can with sudden interest, before returning to whatever it was he was saying.

"So, it's just you out here, then? Just you and er, Zach was it? And you've been doing fine thus far, eh?" he asked her curiously, glancing around the trailer for some sign of how she'd managed to get by unscathed this long. It was quite a feat, considering she appeared to be the only one who'd accomplished such a thing in miles.

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[info]likewichita
2009-12-14 02:52 am UTC (link)
Alyson stifled an inappropriate urge to giggle at Simon's disjointed explanation as she moved past him into the living room and set the soup on top of the wood stove to heat.

"I don't blame you at all," she managed, even keeping a straight face as she turned back toward him. "And yeah, it's just me here."

Normally, admitting she was all alone to a crazed stranger would seem like a bad idea, but Simon's manic state struck her as more whimsical than dangerous.

"Zach's outside," she attempted to explain. "That's what all the locks and bars are for, got it? Zach..." She stuck her arms straight out in front of her and took a few lurching steps, miming the classic horror-movie zombie walk.

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[info]niftyfifties
2009-12-14 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Simon watched her with interest, not really understanding her explanation until she threw in the obligatory zombie walk pantomime. He grinned, marveling at the delightful new foreign culture he was experiencing. How novel!

"Oh, that's a c... a c... a colloquialism! Right, right." he exclaimed finally, cataloguing 'Zach' away in his mental Kiwi-American English dictionary alongside 'candy bars' and words with zed in them instead of 's'. Getting in the spirit of things, Simon mimed a zombie walk right back at Alyson, throwing in an unearthly moan for good measure.

He chuckled before clasping his hands together, slightly more serious once again, though still just as incoherent. "S-s-sorry, I think my brain's been... on the fritz, I think - is that how you say it? We've been on the... on the road for what? Three months? Or maybe ten days. Who the fuck knows anymore? Don't think I've slept since leaving T-T-Tauranga. Cracker of a place you've got here, eh?"

Simon's eyes searched the living room, alighting on her couch looking well-worn and cozy. Decidedly home-like.

"Would you mind t-t-terribly if I sat down for a moment?" he asked her, feeling suddenly quite weary. "I mean, if it's... if it's not too much trouble. Don't want to... y'know. Intrude. Overstay my welcome or any - say, I forgot to ask: would you like to come with us? You haven't s-s-seen 'im yet, but Seb's not so bad, even if he is a bit of a dag. And a fucking dick at times. Might just be directed at me, though, I dunno. What are you - sixteen, seventeen? You're probably around the same age."

Simon squinted as though this might help him discern whether or not Sebastian and Alyson really were similar in age, decided that they looked like they'd get along well enough, and with that, all was settled in his mind.

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[info]effinredcross
2009-12-14 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Simon attempting to make more pudding? Awake Sebastian. Knocking off zombie heads while grinning maniacally? Awake Sebastian. Running off in the middle of the night into zombie-infested Middle-American woods? Sleeping. Fucking. Sebastian.

Jeeves punched him awake, apparently displeased by the missing occupant of their zombiemobile. The dog had strong paws for a pup.

That got him up. "Simon?" he called tentatively, squinting lamely into the darkness beyond his beloved vehicle. "Simon!!" And still no luck! Seeing nothing right outside the vehicle, he looked into the backseat to choose a weapon. As his mate had hoarded guns, Seb had collected melee weapons. He was still miffed about never getting to play Left 4 Dead 2. Killing video game zombies with fucking ninja swords? Salivate at the thought!

He chose an axe, as it amused him, this idea of chopping down a forest of zombies. Life was still a video game for this one, and after he gave Jeeves a liver treat to keep the pup in the automobile, he squeezed away and headed to the trees. A light in the distance enflamed his sense of protectiveness and he went running, apparently attracting zombies as he went.

"SIMON! I'LL SAVE YOU!" he shouted, only bringing in more of a crowd. Seb thought Simon had been kidnapped. Rather sweet, being so concerned. Assuming anything Seb ever did could be considered sweet, and not simply bat-brained. "AHHHH, ZOMBIES!" he added, when he noticed what all his shouting was dragging towards him. Lips pursed, he barreled back, heading for the crowd to give his axe a good go at things.

"SIMON, WHATEVER YOU DO," Zombie head one "DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH" two, three, four "YOUR KIDNAPPER! THEN YOU'RE" and five! "DOOMED!!!"

Seb surveyed his mess with pride, then remembered the kidnapper and his poor mate. Running to the little house contraption, he whacked enthusiastically on the door. "Unhand him, zombie beast! That's my fucking mate!"

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[info]likewichita
2009-12-15 03:29 am UTC (link)
The continuing urge to laugh at Simon's drug-addled (or maybe just sleep-deprived?) antics warred with a rare maternal instinct to find him a blanket and tuck him in on the sofa for a good sleep. And then there was the ever-present urge to roll her eyes in annoyance as Simon mistook her for someone several years younger.

Alyson had just managed to invite Simon to make himself at home on the worn sofa when a series of howls from outside put an abrupt end to any amateur attempts at mothering.

"I'm not a zombie, you idiot," she shouted back in response to the pounding on the door. She looked over to Simon.

"Let me guess... Seb? Is it safe to let him in, do you think?"

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[info]niftyfifties
2009-12-16 01:47 am UTC (link)
Simon was nearly able to place his behind on the couch when the howling started, causing him to stand bolt upright yet again. He looked rather worried for a few initial seconds before realising that if Sebastian was able to shout nonsense and bang that loudly, he probably wasn't in the process of being eaten himself.

He looked to Alyson, apologetic.

"Right, that'd be S-S-Sebby. Guess I shouldn'ta left him to sleep in the car... " Simon said, running a hand through his hair nervously.

"S'perfectly safe to let him in, though please don't mind his... his, er... his mannerisms. He's English, you see."

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[info]effinredcross
2009-12-26 04:54 am UTC (link)
There was only the slimmest of chances that Sebastian had missed a member of his traveling posse, but even a slim chance was a bit extreme for his liking. In the grotesque American landscape of teetering corpses, Seb wasn't fond of being too ballsy.

...which was a lie, since he screwed around all the time, but that was always with Simon and that somehow made it less dangerous. With Simon held against his will, the creepy crawlies seemed closer than usual.

"You'd best leave him be. I'll know if you've touched anything, even a hair!" Something rustled menacingly behind him. "Now let me in!"

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[info]likewichita
2009-12-29 09:01 pm UTC (link)
"English?" It seemed this was Alyson's night for giving incredulous looks. Rolling Acres wasn't exactly known for its cultural diversity. She couldn't be sure, but it was a safe bet that the most exotic visitors up until this point had hailed from no farther away than Dayton. Still, the voice coming through the front door was undeniably speaking in a British accent.

Aly flashed a grin at Simon as the new arrival made his threats. Darting to his side for a moment, she reached up and tousled his hair.

"Oh yeah?" she shouted back, "Why should I?" All this noise would undoubtedly draw more zombies, making the threat of leaving him outside an empty one. Alyson was already unbolting the deadbolt as she spoke.

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[info]niftyfifties
2009-12-29 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Simon could do nought but blink at the strange hair tousling and follow his hostess over to the door - at least if Sebastian entered pursued by the undead, Alyson would have backup.

"Sebby, don't be stupid! No-one's harming anyone, though I do app... app... appreciate your concern!" he shouted at Sebastian through the door.

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