Ministry Offers Amnesty
By: Franklin Dempster
In a startling announcement, the Minister For Magic, Danielle Lestrange, has offered amnesty to members of the terrorist organization, The Order of the Phoenix.
During a press conference Sunday afternoon, Madame Lestrange urged the rebels to come forward and pledge their loyalty to the Ministry.
“The Ministry for Magic has decided to offer the terrorist group the opportunity to return to society. Should they make the wise decision to pledge their loyalty to the Ministry, they will be free citizens once more.”
Minister Lestrange acknowledged the obvious skepticism quickly. “I understand that many will doubt the Ministry's sincerity, but we want nothing more than to return our world to one of peace. Therefore, any member of the Order who chooses to come forward and abandon their fruitless efforts at destroying our world will have their criminal records expunged.”
No word yet from the Ministry on what prompted this announcement, but keep reading the Daily Prophet for news on any detractors coming forward.
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