The Snape_Potter Daft Day Snarry Swap

Title: Without a Word
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: Written for snarry100's prompt #187: Methods of communication
Warning(s): Fluffy fluff.
A/N: Sometimes words just get in the way.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Without a Word )

Title: A Dinner for Seduction
Author: WhiteCotton
Pairing: Severus/multiple
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2k+
Warning(s): None
Summary: Severus holds a dinner party, where the guests’ experience is revealed.
A/N: Written for lemondropseven on her birthday, fellow member of Severus Sighs. Have a good one, darling. Thanks to atypicalsnowman for the beta.
I do not own or make any money from the characters or situations belonging, in all rights, to JK Rowling. (No shit, Sherlock.)

( A Dinner for Seduction )

Seriously you guys why am I considering participating in the j2_everafter???

What is wrong with me? There's no way I can write all that, I have like 4 fests already to write stuff for.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Have not signed up for yuletide yet, the fandom I sort of wanted is not in this year (either of them, which like SO UNFAIR! Who the fuck disqualified "Gladiator"? *glares*), am thinking of maybe not doing it? My other fandom choice is sort of standard, but it's the same one I was looking over at j2_everafter, hmmmm. But yuletide is only 1000 words and while j2_everafter is only 1500 there's no way to re-tell a movie in just 1500 words... *sighs*

There are times that I so wish I was a faster, and of course better, writer.

*pouts*

Maybe I should stop watching the communities and start watching Highlander in preparation for my apocabigbang story research?

Title: Draco’s Year
Author: fancypantsdylan (on LJ as rage_jt)
Pairing(s): pre-slash Harry/Draco, Severus Snape, Luna Lovegood/Dean Thomas
Word count: ~2,400
Rating: PG-13
Beta: katiebell_0408
Warning(s): Follows plot of DH but is AU, EWE
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.

Title: Looking Great
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: Fluffy fluff!
Beta: sevfan
Challenge: Written for neville100's prompt #94: Neville and his women
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Neville has the perfect day.

( Looking Great )

Fucking AWESOME!! lol This vid is lol funny!

God, this tragedy at Ft. Hood has everyone on edge in my town. You see, I live in a military/college town. A small town near Corpus Christi. We have a navy base and we have a major college. Before 9/11 we were able to get onto the bas easily. Shop, go to the bar, swim, all sorts of things. Afterwrds, they boarded it up. Literally. Have to be with military pesonel at all times. Security is tight as it should be. Things are just not the same.

Going to our college, we have over 8,000 Islamic/hindi/muslum students. And lots of them, I consider my friends. They certainly know how to party! Anyways, its sad that most people wil view this and start condeming a nation because of the actions of a few, And I don't need to tell you that this is wrong.

This article says it much better than I could...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091107/ap_on_re/us_rel_fort_hood_shooting_muslims

You thought I was kidding, didn't you?

Seriously, this thing can smash an atom, but it chokes on a baguette? Seriously, the jokes really do write themselves, don't they? But the pr0n doesn't.

Now who's gonna write me LHC/French Loaf oral-noncon?

Title: Aromatic
Rating :PG
Author: lilyseyes
Word Count: 100
Challenge: snape100 #306: Smell
Warnings: *AU, post-war/Hogwarts, fluff, implied Mpreg*
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Summary: Headmaster Snape sometimes wished his remarkable nose didn't work quite so well.
Thanks to the_minx_17 for the once-over! *smooches*

( Aromatic )

Ooops!
I missed a birthday several days ago. *sheepish*

Happy Belated Birthday to

demonkitty03! on the 3rd

and

Happy Birthday today to

gin_tonic!

and



jaxinny!

Many happy returns to you all! ♥

So one of the things I was always disappointed with in Deathly Hallows is that there was never a big confrontation scene between Harry and Severus.  After their dual in the end of Half-Blood Prince, I expected a rematch where Harry would have a chance to redeem himself.  Sadly, that did not happen.

However, now there is this story entry over on Live Journal in the HP-Darkfest comm, and although it's not a dual-rematch, it certainly hits my kink buttons.

Just mind any warnings, and even though it doesn't say, there is some really squicky het in there too...and that says something about the darkness of this great story to be able to cause my stomach to churn!

Beyond Measure

Title: Rays of Sunshine
Author: alisanne
Rating: G
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus and Harry prepare for the inevitable.
Word Count: 100
Genre: General
Warnings: Mpreg implied
A/N: Written for prayer_at_night, who successfully guessed which of the snarry_ldws week 7 fics was mine. Her prompt: rays of sunshine. I hope this makes sense. ;)
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Rays of Sunshine )

OMG You're all doing so well!!! And me? I fell asleep while typing yesterday. Yes, indeed! I was so exhausted yesterday and it was just barely past 10pm!!! Now, I kept on typing while falling asleep, right? What did I type about? Prostitution, that's what. And a pervy ghost.

And now, for all those who actually speak/can read German, the snippet:

"Meine Freundin. Kommt rüber. Gleich, in ein paar Minuten, je nach dem wie gut sie durchkommt. Und hierhier." Max sprach langsam und überdeutlich, was Antti zu einem scharfen Blick veranlasste. Dieser hielt aber nicht sehr lange und er lehnte sich wieder im Bett zurück. "Okay, was auch immer."
Max schnaubte angenervt. "Du musst gehen."
"Ich weiß, dass ich gehen muss. Hat Marv mir erkärt. Aber ansonsten will ich auch gehen, was viel wichtiger ist als alles was du willst."
"Ich rede nicht von dieser Art gehen. Obwohl, ja, doch, tu ich wohl. Aber ich weiß, dass ich wohl kaum kriegen kann oder werde, was ich wirklich will. Daher nehme ich damit vorlieb, dass du draußen im Flur rumschwebst."
"Warum sollte ich das tun?"
"Weil meine Freundin gleich hier ist."
"Und?"
"Ich will meine Ruhe mit meiner Freundin. Die geht dich gar nichts an."
"Und ob. Schließlich will sie anscheinend ja wohl dich haben. Und überhaupt, ich denke ich habe mir ein bisschen was an Action verdient."
"Action?"
"Ja, du, sie, chicki-chicki." Antti wackelte mit den Augenbrauen und zwinkerte Max übertrieben zu. Max brauchte dann einige Sekunden bis das ganze durch seinen Deutschen Stahlschädel drang und er den Kopf in den Nacken legte und "Ah!" ganz lang zog. Zwei Sekunden später verzog er schon wieder das Gesicht. "Ewww. Warte, nein, ewww. Ich hab doch nicht vor dir Sex! Und meine Freundin bestimmt auch nicht! Keiner von uns beide ist im Prostituierten-Gewerbe tätig!"
"Ich würd euch ja auch nicht bezahlen."

Spotted this Harry Cocker by Profound_Yaoi, still WIP and the author said "That's it" for now... and left it hanging for another fic, sigh~ Dog!Harry
( Summary of the said fic and it's kinda cute... is now reading it )

This evening the lovely alisanne was in town, so we met up for dinner and tea and much chatter of fandom and other topics.  It was quite a nice time. 
Now I must prepare for my weekend adventure in Austin, plus try to make some progress on my art coming due.

Title: Full Moon
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus is never shy to give his opinion, and neither is Harry.
Word Count: 100
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Er, humor. *g*
A/N: Written for veridian_dair, who yet again managed to successfully guess which fic was mine in the snarry_ldws week 7 competition. Also, please to be excusing the lame title.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Full Moon )

Okay, so yeah. We went to see Zombieland tonight. I was 500 words shy of daily quota (but am still ahead by nearly half of tomorrow's, thanks to yesterday's push,) and I decided that I wanted a real, grown-up date, with dinner out, and nice drinks, and, apparently, zombies.

It was laugh out loud, ridiculously funny, that movie. Predictable leik whoa, and probably the closest America will ever get to a zombie movie in league with Sean of the Dead. Zombies come from eating mad cows, apparently. Who knew?

Look, this movie isn't gonna change anybody's life, but it will make you guffaw at Woody Harrelson fan-humping *Secret Stealth Celebrity Cameo who's name I am withholding*'s leg in an epic geek-out moment. Or the four-gun funeral salute, with pause in the middle to reload the double-barrel. Or the Purel scene. Or the squeaky nose.

I'm just sayin.

And I'm also sayin, for a movie in which The Rules Of Survival play such a prominent role, how the HELL is it that when the Hummer rolls up on the gates of Pacific Playland, and pushes gently through as twilight gives way to dusk, Dominus and I were the ones who leaned over to each other and murmured "Rule one: Don't go at night. Rule two: Don't go alone. Rule three: Save the last bullet for yourself." Sadly, none of those rules made an appearance in this film. Though they should have done, as they were all broken at one point or another.

Still, I believe I will officially add Zombieland's rule two to the list from now on, as it bears keeping in mind.
Double tap. Always double tap.