Oh, I ADORE you! This story is simply wonderful--you worked in Shakespeare during sex--and I just don't know where to begin.
Yes I do: Eileen. I love Eileen in fics. I happen to think that she's one of the most under-served women in canon, and I'm glad you wrote her. The scenes with her were funny, sweet, and heartbreaking at the same time because she was dying. I wanted her to beat the disease just to keep her around to torment Severus and Harry.
Clueless!Snape (who is a virgin, yum!) is one of my favorite characterizations of him. I loved him not understanding why Harry would want to take him to the theater. I thought it was well done, and a touch sad that a man so old would not know when someone was attracted to him.
Grown up Harry as a Healer is love. :)
Severus's numbness at the funeral was spot on, and I was glad that Harry took care of him later.
A perfect gift, really. Now I'm going to have to go read more of your stories. :)