*deep breath* oh I can be coherent, I can. I really can ... eeeee!
ohhhh, this is SO fabulous! I love the Dystopiaries - it's such a Snape thing to make! Never would have thought of it, but it's brilliant! and the mutual deceptions, and Harry in his sexy uniform, and omg! wall sex and semi-public sex and sweet, tender sex .... ohhh, so perfect! and it's for me! eeeeee! :D :D :D
err, perhaps not entirely coherent but ohhh, it's too wonderful for coherency! Thank you so much!