The personality of cardboard is far preferable to someone like Potter, who possesses the intellect of cardboard.
LOL. Great Snape line.
"GENTLEMEN! Stop this at once! This ridiculous, self-serving, and sexual innuendo laden banter is achieving nothing. You've done absolutely nothing to advance the plot and all you've seen fit to do is establish what complete idiots you are."
What was that sound I just heard? Oh -- just the fourth wall being broken by Addlebrook as he walked over to our side of it.
"Which of your transgressions are you referring to? There are so many."