“What I regret is how truly wrapped around your finger you have me.”
“You know you love me.”
“Really, and here I thought it was just the regular sex.”
“Oi!” was as far as he got before Severus captured his mouth in a steamy kiss.
And this:
Severus snorted. “Yes, Harry. Some random Death Eater, who somehow survived the death of Voldemort, decided to kidnap Santa Claus in an elaborate plot for world domination.”
“Must you always be so wordy? A simple: No, Harry, that’s a stupid idea, would have been enough.”