Lol, you weren't even *trying* for anonymity with this one, were you? From the formatting, to the AN, to the absinthe, and some of the word choices...
You might as well have signed it :).
Thoroughly enjoyable read, that. Epistolary tales can be clunky or charming - this was the latter. I was very fond of the post-scripts, though I think my favourites might have been the quick notes from 30th March and 4th April.