LOL! Oh man, this is crack fic at its best, it really is. And the awesome thing about it is that this isn't the very obvious crack, but the kind of "I'm really trying to be series here, people!" kind of crack. Or is that just probably me? Lol.
As for quoting Hitler at the beginning? I read someone else's comment about almost being turned off from the story. I just had to say that it actually made me MORE interested in reading the story. I seriously did not expect this to be crack, at the beginning, what with the quote and all. Just had to say that.
And I just have to say I think I know who you are! :p