Fic: One Wave Short of a Shipwreck Title: One Wave Short of a Shipwreck Author:leela_cat Giftee:alisanne Word Count: ~12,250 Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Harry/Severus Warnings: EWE, Seduction through enticing alternatives (aka Dirty Talk) Disclaimer: Don't own them. Don't make any money from them. I just let them have a bit more fun than JKR ever did. Summary: Severus and Harry end up in the same hospital for very different reasons. Afterwards, Hermione plots, Harry seduces, and Severus thinks he may just be going slightly mad. A/N:alisanne, I managed to at least mention most of your kinks and requests, and get two of your optional prompts in as well. Hope you like it. Many thanks to my amazing betas: F, M, and J.