Oh my gosh! I adore this so much! The fluff, and the character development, the puns, what you used as a base...! Never in a million years would I have thought of basing a slash fic off of Hans Christiam Anderson but ohmygosh you did it wonderfully! It's lovely beyond description. :)
*squees in delight and squishes the mystery author in a huge hug* Thank you sooooo much, whoever you are!