This section.... '“I trusted her. She was one of my dearest friends.” The voice was rusted, heavy.
“So you were betrayed, used, ensnared and enslaved. Welcome to my world.”
“You’re enjoying this, aren’t you, Snape?”
“Excessively.” And the best part? I’ll have it all in my pensive.”
Harry shook his head in disbelief. “How could I not have known?”
“Because when you’re not killing evil overlords with ruthlessness and deadly cunning – you’re just another gullible idiot.” Snape moved to the large, workroom sink and began tidying up.'
...is to blame for the current tea-bespattered state of my monitor and shirt. Yes, that's right...your hysterically funny Snape caused me to have the mother of all snarfs.