I am unable to express how much I love this. Harry 'Holmes' is hysterical, Snape's truly monstrous specimen of virility to die for. I absolutely adore what you did with the prompt.
I want to quote back favorite lines but I love them all-from Ron's I'd much rather you had a hobby to My dear Mr. Potter - if there is submission to be found, you are looking at the wrong source to The game is still afoot!
Thank you so very much for this spectacular story. Happy holidays to you!