A rollicking ride! Such effective misdirection! Such a funny story!
Karn Alley. The Wicked Wand.
::lol:: Niiiiiice. Very imaginative.
'No! I'm here because you're a whore and I want to help!'
::sighs:: Ah the epitome of all that is Harry Potter. ::sags:: Harry, Harry, Harry. ::shakes head:: What are we gonna do with you? ::ponders:: S’okay, Snape will take you in hand, give you some verbal smackdown, followed by some hawt make-up nookie. A lovely win-win situation! \o/
Wonderful humor. Superb word play. Understandable misunderstandings. A sweet and idiotic Harry. An understanding and forgiving Snape. Mash it all together and you have a brilliant story. Well done!