TEAM DRAGON ENTRY: Jadzialove "Of Cabbages and Kings" Title: Of Cabbages and Kings Author:jadzialove Team: Dragon Genre(s): Post-war and Romance Prompt(s): Sleeplessness Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17 *EWE, mentions Ron/Hermione, Snape Lives! Wanking, Virgin!Harry.* Word Count: Approx. 23,830 Summary: Harry was supposed to enjoy life after the war. Instead, he can barely stay awake for it. Running out of hope, he finds help from the most unusual sources, and in a wholly unexpected place. A/N: Thank you so very much to joanwilder—our fearless Capitan, my talented beta, and my most awesomest friend—for talking me down from the tree when I hated my story and despaired of offering anything decent. Many thanks to my Dragon teammates, who kept me from a terrible disservice to my poor deprived Harry, and to my friend from the future, blamebrampton, for the Brit-pick and for kitten-inspiration. And a huge thank you to djin7 and the mods for all of their hard work, and for letting me play. It's been an exciting, terrifying and very fulfilling experience for me. Lastly, though it's not necessary to the story, I feel compelled to mention that Kreacher sounds like Boris Karloff in my head—if you don't know who that is, think Grinch. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but he sure as hell owns me.