Okay, FIRST, thank you! Draco is only remotely palatable for me when he's paired with Harry and Severus -- I think it takes both of those two to make him into anything besides the wee kickable he is in canon for me, and in this rendition of the tripling, you have made him the perfect relationship spackle for the Snarry -- he fills in the cracks they don't really know about until after he's gone, and that's just as it should be.
And don't think I didn't notice that little dig at Team Phoenix, you proactive gloater, you.
The comedic timing was beautiful, and your handle on dialogue was just brilliant.
But you needed to have more pelvic exams. With speculums. *Is kidding!*