Snape the Scorpion is BRILLIANT, I love all of his asides and the wonderful dry wit.
Even I can't miss an eight inch scorpion.
This is why I love Harry, he's not stupid and he makes me laugh, oh and he's hot! :D
I love so many things about this fic - manipulative Dumbledore, guest appearances by Death Eaters, still protective Narcissa, Harry's insistence on keeping his new familiar. All just brilliant all over. :D :D