TEAM PHOENIX ENTRY: Alisanne "Absolutely Unspeakable" Title: Absolutely Unspeakable Author:alisanne Team: Team Phoenix Genre(s): Romance, Humor and/or crack Prompt(s): Boot Camp Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17/ None Word Count: ~11400 Summary: In which Harry finally understands the motto: what happens in Unspeakable Bootcamp, stays in Unspeakable Bootcamp. A/N: Many thanks to Team Phoenix, to my beta reader sevfan and to my Britpicker, shiv5468. Thanks also to Team Dragon, whose mascot I, um, borrowed for the purposes of this story. Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.