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snarrymod ([info]snarrymod) wrote in [info]snarry_games,
@ 2008-04-29 07:55:00

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Entry tags:alisanne, entry, team phoenix

TEAM PHOENIX ENTRY: Alisanne "Absolutely Unspeakable"
Title: Absolutely Unspeakable
Author: [info]alisanne
Team: Team Phoenix
Genre(s): Romance, Humor and/or crack
Prompt(s): Boot Camp
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17/ None
Word Count: ~11400
Summary: In which Harry finally understands the motto: what happens in Unspeakable Bootcamp, stays in Unspeakable Bootcamp.
A/N: Many thanks to Team Phoenix, to my beta reader [info]sevfan and to my Britpicker, [info]shiv5468. Thanks also to Team Dragon, whose mascot I, um, borrowed for the purposes of this story.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.




"Absolutely Unspeakable by Alisanne"



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[info]witchdragon
2008-04-29 03:42 pm UTC (link)
OMG so wonderful!!!!! *dances in circles*

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 05:23 pm UTC

[info]stageira
2008-04-29 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! *high pitched giggle*

This was so PERFECT! Am giggling and grinning like a fool.
Only useless comments can be created by my brain right now LOL

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! *claps hands*

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 05:24 pm UTC

[info]gingertart50
2008-04-29 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Aww, that was delightful! A very satisfying feel-good fic.

*grabs Team Dragon Mascot back and wipes off the um ..... suspicious stains*

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 05:27 pm UTC

[info]cruisedirector
2008-04-29 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Heeeeee! Oh that was so much fun! Poor Snape did not protest too much, methinks. *g* And yay for Fawkes keeping him alive!

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 05:28 pm UTC
Continuing a theme:
[info]eeyore9990
2008-04-29 04:59 pm UTC (link)
humorous pictures
see more crazy cat pics

I love this, Ali. It's a wonderful, hot, funny, hot, excellent, hot fic! I must merely gnash my teeth that it's for "the other team" hehehehe!!

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Re: Continuing a theme: - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 05:29 pm UTC

[info]sweetmelodykiss
2008-04-29 05:03 pm UTC (link)
Beautifully written, so wonderful! This is straight 9's! Awesome job!

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 05:31 pm UTC

[info]ex_lilyseyes671
2008-04-29 05:21 pm UTC (link)
LMAO! Excellent way to use both team mascots! Very fun and hot!

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 05:32 pm UTC

[info]1taintedsoul
2008-04-29 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Absolutely wonderful!

Snarry at its finest!

I always knew shagging the instructor was the way to pass a course!

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 07:46 pm UTC

[info]fbowden
2008-04-29 05:42 pm UTC (link)
OH God, I'm so totally in love with your Severus!!! What a fabulous fic, darling, so much squeeee, for openly gay Harry, holding a torch Harry, snarky sexy Bootcamp Instructor!Snape, and for Dragon Bonding that results in steamingly hot sex. *dies*

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fbowden, 2008-04-30 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-30 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fbowden, 2008-04-30 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-30 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fbowden, 2008-04-30 04:41 pm UTC

[info]tamara_severia
2008-04-29 05:42 pm UTC (link)
I WANT MY OWN DRAGON!
I WANT MY OWN PHOENIX!
I WANT MY OWN SNAPE!

How could you do that to me?
I have to read it again...And again...And then find my husband to... well...respond to this strange dragon bond...

Amazing...

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 08:12 pm UTC

[info]unbroken_halo
2008-04-29 05:49 pm UTC (link)
WHOOT! *reads comments over your shoulder* Ahem! SEE And what did I tell you, darling? *squishes and snogs* I told you the fic was was fantastic! I still love this!

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 08:29 pm UTC

[info]drachenmina
2008-04-29 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me whilst I babble incoherently about how much I utterly, utterly loved this! I knew we were in for something special when I saw your entry was up, and you certainly didn't disappoint! So much fun - and I adored the sly and not-so-subtle team phoenix cheerleading!

the superior intellect and logic imbued by the phoenix
Better make sure you've got your asbestos undies on once the dragons have read this! *g*

Simply wonderful. :D

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 10:36 pm UTC

[info]centaury_squill
2008-04-29 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Haha! Dragon!sex AND desk!sex -> *is happy*

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 10:37 pm UTC

[info]tsujton
2008-04-29 06:09 pm UTC (link)
"Ron smiled what Harry privately thought of as his 'fond papa' smile."

that was so sweet!

Great fic! Funny AND exciting :D

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 10:39 pm UTC

[info]plantinshadows
2008-04-29 06:20 pm UTC (link)
omg Hot.. it's nice to have these nice angst-free fics once in a while, that just put a silly grin on your face!
and nice bit of phoenix vs dragon competition going on haha
ohh and I really really like Teddy so big plus point for including him and representing Harry as a responsible and able god-father!

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 10:45 pm UTC

[info]snarrysgirl
2008-04-29 07:17 pm UTC (link)
**Gushes**


LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Good job!

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 10:46 pm UTC

[info]whitestar
2008-04-29 07:38 pm UTC (link)
OMG I loved this! So happy, feel-good with snarky Snape and still emotional but forceful Harry. Definitely one of my favorite stories of the games ^_^

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 10:46 pm UTC

[info]gryffindorj
2008-04-29 07:52 pm UTC (link)
I was cracking up when Harry was humping Snape's leg. I could not stop laughing at the image. This is the second fic in a row I have read where I liked Ron. He was spot on when he said "We're fucked" and Snape's reaction was perfect. Great job [info]alisanne, you always do brilliant work! Oh and lovely use of the Phoenix to beat back the dragon.

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 11:03 pm UTC

[info]jean_c_pepper
2008-04-29 07:54 pm UTC (link)
That was fantastic. What a great story.

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 11:25 pm UTC

[info]joanwilder
2008-04-29 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Awwww, what a cute fic. I always love it when something magical forces them together. You do realize, Ali, that TEAM DRAGON is thrilled with your story, and is on the verge of declaring you an HONORARY TEAM DRAGON MEMBER?!

Srsly, I loved the premise, the Unspeakable training, and especially your ending, where we see a happy Teddy and a Harry who's finally found his mate.

Great job!

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 11:40 pm UTC

[info]gina87
2008-04-29 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Fantastic story! I have to confess I only realized that I'm not reading a H/D story at the worldcup when Harry spoke with Teddy. It's my own fault...first H/D then I looked at the Snarry games then I went back to H/D...read two stories and then your story...I'm confused.

Sorry, I'm babbling...your story was really lovely. The idea...really hilarious. Oh, and sooo much love for your Ron...really liked him.

Really enjoyed it. Thanks soo much!

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-29 11:55 pm UTC

[info]felaine
2008-04-29 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Delightful.
I'm so ready for something other than an angst-fest with a tacked-on ending. This was great.
Always a plus when Ron gets information before Hermione, hee hee hee.
Felaine

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-30 12:10 am UTC

[info]ciraarana
2008-04-29 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Squeeee! Such funny-hot-cute story. Director Snape was fun, and he protecting Harry when the lady dragon took off, such an "Awwww" moment. The sex was hot, and I wanted to pounce with Harry every single time. And I loved the morning when they came out of the hut, Harry so absolutely unafraid to go for what he wanted, no matter who might be looking. *hearts story*

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-30 01:31 am UTC

[info]quill_lumos
2008-04-29 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh I just loved this to bits. It is sweet and lovely and totally wonderful.

Lucie xx

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-30 01:39 am UTC

[info]arielhime
2008-04-29 09:01 pm UTC (link)
YAY!!!! *giggling* I've been waiting to see what you came up with! *grins* I LOVE IT!!!! *dances around*

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(no subject) - [info]alisanne, 2008-04-30 01:40 am UTC

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