I loved the persistence of Harry: it seemed totally IC. You earn extra bonus love for the deer sex, but the action figures...well, I'll never look at mine the same way again. I'm even thinking about popping out the ones still in their plastic, so they can get into the action.
What is my desire for value retention in the face of true love? *g*
Wonderfully done, sweetheart! I'll read it many times, I'm sure.