Harry, of course, had his own--he'd taken care to choose his Defeater Of You-Know-Who model, rather than the Champion Seeker (With Firebolt Broom!) version, though he'd have to be careful the longer hair didn't get in his way. *laugh*
This was absolutely brilliant! I looked forward to your entry very much, and it did not disappoint -- just the right amount of absurdity. Well-characterised absurdity, mind. :)