Re: crackcoments! (well, really only the first bit. heh)
*massivehugs* You wrote me awesome crack comment fic!!! How'd you know I'd love it?! :D And thank you for the sweet words. ♥
Here's my crack fic response! (is it dangerous if I haven't read anyone else's possible responses yet? :D)
~*~ "AUGH!" came their mutual cries. "It's not what it looks like!" Harry shouted, jerking back, alarmed. "Please, Harry, I know a breadmaker when I see one and that is DEFINITELY a state-of-the-art--" Charlie began, only to be interrupted by the slow icy drawl that had been terrifying men, women and children since circa 1969. "It looks," Severus drawled as he crept from behind a wooden beam, eyes heavy-lidded, nostrils aflare, "as if you're about to succumb to another rash--very rash--act." He whipped his sleeves about him, flourishing his fingers in that way that looks so fabulous on screen. Harry backed away, eyes wide and pleading, as Severus advanced on him.