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snarrymod (snarrymod) wrote in snarry_games,
@ 2008-03-18 20:15:00

Entry tags:

crack art, opening games

OPENING GAMES CRACK!ART! BY Plantinshadows!
Opening Games Crack!Art IV - the one in which a brave newcomer points out that Severus Snape on a tropical vacation is an oxymoron. Please give a warm welcome to a new artist to our Games, plantinshadows!!

Crack!Art Title: On Holiday
Artist: plantinshadows
Genre(s): Postwar, Humour&/or Crack
Prompt(s): Vacation
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: PG-13, no warnings apart from slight nudity
Artist Notes/Media used/Thanks/Disclaimers: When reading Snarry fics, again and again tropical islands are favoured location wise, especially if Harry and Severus are on their Honeymoon. I very much tried to imagine Severus jumping around the beach uninhibited in nothing else than swimming trunks... I failed. So, this is where my imagination led me...

On Holiday, by plantinshadows

Thank you,

plantinshadows!

Stay tuned for more Champion Interviews and Opening Games Crack!Art!

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	iulia_linnea 2008-03-19 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Bwah! Yes, this rocks! (Reply to this)

	alisanne 2008-03-19 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Bwahahahaha! Snape is such a prude. Still a hottie, though. g (Reply to this)

	hogwartshoney 2008-03-19 03:46 am UTC (link)
	LOL. Methinks Harry needs to take Severus back to their room and unzip that wet suit with his TEETH! Hell yeah, and then peel it off of ol' Sevvie, bit by bit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	seorgia 2008-03-19 07:42 am UTC (link)
	You know I hate being sick because that is a hot statement yet my fevered brain started to think of how hard it actually is to get in and out of those things and yeah... epic fail on my part LOL (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hogwartshoney 2008-03-19 11:23 am UTC (link)
	Yes, but see, that's the whole point! Imagine how long it'll take Harry to get him out of it, and how hot and bothered they'll both be at the end! Feel better soonly! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	amorettea 2008-03-19 03:49 am UTC (link)
	I sunburn very easily. I suspect Severus is the same. (Reply to this)

	venturous 2008-03-19 03:54 am UTC (link)
	that's hilarious, and so very Severus! (Reply to this)

	joanwilder 2008-03-19 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Hee, I love how he still can be intimidating in a wet-suit! And with a 'Tude! Great job! (Reply to this)

	akuma_river 2008-03-19 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Cute. Love the full body scuba suit. I burn badly as well (pale white skin with hundreds of freckles) and having been a shut-in away from the sun, I can understand Snape's reason for the suit... But there are half-body suits that don't cover everything that work just as well. Plus he's a potion's master, can't be brew up a sunblock potion good enough to protect his skin? (Reply to this)

	seorgia 2008-03-19 07:42 am UTC (link)
	LOL rock on! (Reply to this)

	fbowden 2008-03-19 08:10 am UTC (link)
	HAHA briliant! I love the scene of Harry sitting up shouting Sev with just the wispy piece of black clothes at the edge of the frame! (Reply to this)

	majmunka 2008-03-19 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Mwahaha, so cute :D with that tag LOL (Reply to this)

	svartalfur 2008-03-19 10:15 am UTC (link)
	ROFL! Snape always looks great all in black. (And with a price tag.) Brilliant! (Reply to this)

	amanuensis1 2008-03-19 11:02 am UTC (link)
	Hee, Severus is sexy as hell in a wet suit! (Wish I could read what the label says!) (Reply to this)

	torino10154 2008-03-19 11:26 am UTC (link)
	LOL That is so Severus! I love it. (Reply to this)

	secretsolitaire 2008-03-19 11:39 am UTC (link)
	laughs Snape's always gotta do things his way! (Reply to this)

	abigail89 2008-03-19 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	giggles Yes, Sev, because a full-body, skin-tight diving suit is oh-so much less...revealing that Speedos. Nicely done! (Reply to this)

	hambares 2008-03-19 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Severus still manages to make a long black swimsuit sexy! (Reply to this)

	bluestocking79 2008-03-19 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	~dies~ Prude!Snape FTW! I agree: a bathing suit is just Not On for a man who's not happy unless he's buttoned up from his chin to his ankles. (Reply to this)

	rakina 2008-03-19 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	Ahahahaha, oh gods, yes! The final glare is priceless. Welcome to the Snarry Games, home of weird and wonderful people everywhere! You fit it beautifully. :-D (Reply to this)

	plantinshadows 2008-03-19 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	cheers for all the nice comments!!! the tag says "full body diving suit" and well, the reason for the suit was a bit based on canon, considering he found it so humiliating to be lifted up in the air with his underpants showing, I just can't imagine him wearing something similar revealing voluntarily. thanks again! (Reply to this)

	accioslash 2008-03-19 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Snape just knows that keeping that body all covered just makes Harry that much more determined to see what he's hiding. ;D (Reply to this)

	elethian 2008-03-19 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	LOL! (Reply to this)

	meri_oddities 2008-03-19 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Yeah, that was completely Snape. grin (Reply to this)

	dacro 2008-03-20 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Aqua!Snape! Love it! (poor Harry. heh) (Reply to this)

	alwaysasnapefan 2008-03-20 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Hee! That's perfect!! And I love the artist username. Great largely-forgotten Snape reference. (Reply to this)

	plantinshadows 2008-03-20 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	cheers!! (Reply to this)

	snowpuppies 2008-03-21 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Hee! (Reply to this)

	allzugern 2008-03-24 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hahaha! How very, very Snape :-) Nice job! (Reply to this)

	painless_j 2008-03-25 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Hehehe. I expected those stripy, pajamas-like, knee- and elbow-reaching swimming suits of the beginning of the XX century but they wouldn't be black enough for him, would they? :) (Reply to this)

	plantinshadows 2008-03-26 10:27 am UTC (link)
	yeah well I actually thought about that, it was either a diving suit, one of those 1930's male full body swimming suits or a old fashioned metal diving suit... and yeah, the colour was the deciding factor! (Reply to this)

	*glare* ensnarryed 2008-03-27 09:50 am UTC (link)
	The glare did it. Killed me. D-E-A-D. :) You should be proud. (That you produced such a strong affect, not that I am dead now^^) (Reply to this)

	athenakt 2008-03-31 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	Bwa-haha! So much to love about this piece. The expressions on their faces. The hair. The postures. The eyes. The idea that Snape went through all of that trouble to go swimming because a certain person wanted to. And- again- the hair! Welcome to the fold! ;) (Reply to this)

	snarry_reader 2008-04-03 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Just a quick comment to let you know that we've added this to the snarry_reader on our Art List, under the "Something Different" heading here. If you'd like us to make any changes to the link, etc. please let us know. Thanks, Gaycrow, on behalf of the Reader. (Reply to this)

	plantinshadows 2008-04-13 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	ouhh wow, I feel very honoured, thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!! (Reply to this)

	e_witness 2008-04-24 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Lol, good point! No infernal, miniscule pieces of cloth for our dungeon bat. (Reply to this)

	venturous 2008-04-25 01:37 am UTC (link)
	eeeek! I missed this one! tres hilarious, and of course, he looks good in this get up. Damn him. (Reply to this)