TEAM DRAGON COMMENT Pr0n!!! Trio Pr0n!! Well, technically it is.....
You know, I remember when the book came out and folks were sort of squicked by the Lily-factor, and now, you're absolutely right--I hadn't thought of it before---but what possibilites for kink!! And crickets chirping, huh? What didn't I think of that one?!
I remember when I first started to read Snarry, I found your and Sansa's games series...and took it to work, where everyone got hooked on it, along with Lychee. You have teh funny.
I'm psyched for the Games, and I'm so glad we're on the right the same team!! GO DRAGONS!!!
And now...COMMENT Pr0N; I've never written trio, so pardon my twist....
It'd been Hermione's idea from the start, although Harry and Ron had been shocked that she'd even thought of such a thing. Wasn't the library sacred ground?
So, here they were, the three of them tiptoeing through the rows of shelves in the Restricted Section. At the very back, they stopped, and stared nervously at the librarian's desk. Hermione smiled smugly as she held up the phial of Polyjuice, then turned her back to them as she drank it down.
Harry and Ron watched, equal parts horror and fascination, as the nineteen year old body transformed, shrinking and thickening. Of course, Hermione'd thought of what she should wear underneath her robes, and now threw them off as she slowly turned around.
Madam Pince smirked wickedly at them, then, pulling her flannel skirt up around her hips, revealing an astonishing lack of knickers, she perched herself on the chair behind the desk. "Well, what're you waiting for? Harry under the desk, I think. And Ron…" She licked her thick lips as she patted the desktop. "Up here would be good. Trousers off, both of you. "
As they both moved into place, Madam Pince began to unbutton her blouse with a sigh. "I do love a good romance novel."