Married with children? Oh! You thought that was Ginny that he was married to, didn't you? Well fooled you! Clever disguise! And the children are adopted, not born, in case you're wondering...
Haha I can see it, secretly in the house.
Snape: Potter, I let you name the last kid and look how that turned out! Harry: I didn't name him after my self Severus! Snape: I just want to make sure that he has a proper name this time.