Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Written for snarry100's prompt Wind
A/N: I'm quite sure this is not what the Mods had in mind when they thought of this prompt.
"'Scuse me," Harry said, sheepishly.
"Potter, you didn't!" Severus said, wrinkling his nose and fanning the book he had been reading in an overly dramatic fashion.
"What?" Harry replied, trying hard to look offended, however the glint in his eye and the smirk on his lips said otherwise.
"You know very well what I am referring to!" Severus said with indignation.
"Well, if you insist on taking me to THAT restaurant, then I can't be held responsible, Severus. I've warned you. Repeatedly." Harry replied.
An uncomfortable silence descended, broken by a most unwelcome sound.
"Merlin, you are uncooth!"