psyfic (psyfic) wrote in snarry100, @ 2009-09-26 01:12:00 |
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Current mood: | bouncy |
Entry tags: | challenge 181: naked, odogoddess |
Challenge #181: Ginormously, PG-13
Title: Ginormously
Rating : PG-13
Author: psyfic
Word Count: 100
Challenge #181: Naked
Warnings: Cock talk
Disclaimer: The characters are Rowling's. What they're doing is all my fault. Mea culpa.
Summary: Snape is insecure & Harry is obscure...
"I grow, don't show."
"I think you mean you're a grower not a show-er."
"I mean that my cock is respectable when erect."
"It's so cute like this. Like a tiny, sleeping, hairless critter."
"Tiny?"
"Well, you pointed out you're a grower not a show-er."
"You said that. Even in this state I would not call it tiny. Or cute."
"Fine. It's ginormous and horrible."
"Ginormous?"
"Ever see 9 Dead Gay Guys?"
"I've seen nine dead men, yes. But I'd no idea of their orientation."
Harry smiled, shaking his head fondly.
"I do love you."
"Ginormously, I assume."
"Oh, yes."