|alisanne (alisanne) wrote in snarry100,|
@ 2007-03-25 01:26:00
|Entry tags:||challenge 50: potions - swelling solutio, fairyniamh|
Original poster: fairyniamh
Title: Draught Needed
Author: fairyniamhWord Count: 100X3
Warnings: Language, Crack!
Challenge: Snarry100, 50, Swelling Solution
Disclaimer: I don't own them. Only took them out to play for a bit.
"Now, ohpleasenow!" Harry babbled as his lover prepared him.
Severus was so caught up in the moment he wasn't watching what he grabbed as he applied the potion to his swollen member.
"Oops" Severus said as he watched his cock swell to an impossible size.
"Oops? No oops Sev, oops gets you fired. What did you do?" he said as he turned and then looked in horror at the sight before him. "Oh HELL no! I KNOW you are NOT thinking of sticking THAT in me!"
Harry quickly got out of bed and removed the bottle from the groaning potions master's hands. "SWELLING SOLUTION??" he yelled.
"Where's the Deflating Drought?"
"Severus, it's been two hours and it's still not gone down. Now, I'm sure that a lot of men would love to brag about a 36 inch cock, but, you're not coming near me with it. Besides, you need your hand to work. How long does it take to brew the drought?"
"A few days." he replied dejectedly. "I'm out of some of the ingredients."
"That's it. I'm not waiting a few days, we're going to St. Mungo's."
"No? Fine then off to Poppy's we go." He said as he quickly cast a body bind and a see me not spell on him.
"What seems to be the problem Harry?" Poppy asked as they came in the infirmary.
"Severus has had a bit of an accident. I'm hoping you have something to help him with his problem." he said "Finite".
Poppy stared in horror as she looked between the huge cock and Harry. It took her a few minutes to gather her courage to ask, "You, that is, did this happen DURING, um, well, you know?"
"NO! I'm not stupid you know."
"Oh.. well, that's something at least." she said weakly before collapsing to the floor in a fit of laughter.