Title: Shrinking Solution Author: gingertart Word Count: 100 Rating(s): G Warnings: none Challenge 49: Potions - Shrinking Solution
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“Pissed off with listening to the shrieks and moans? Fed up with having to cast silencing charms? Get your revenge on those naughty neighbours with ‘Wicked Weasleys’ Horribly Hexed Lascivious Lube!’ Guaranteed to throw a spanner in their works!”
Snape sniffed the jar and his face went white.
“Potter!” he bellowed, dropping the lube and wiping his fingers on his nightshirt. “Where did you get this? It has bloody shrinking solution in it!”
“Whoops.” Harry hid under the covers and stifled a hysterical giggle. That was the last time he would ever buy anything from Gred and Forge’s toiletries range.