Aw Snap Network

I've been on remote planets before, but not like this. Not even sublight space travel? At least my translator seems to be working. No Aurabesh writing anywhere. And it's called Starklandia? What Outer Rim insanity is this

Private to Luke and Leia

Are you both alright? I realized I hadn't had a chance to speak with either of you since Las Vegas. Please tell me neither of you were injured?

Could you come down to the Lake?

I'm out walking with Chewie, and it's getting late - he's refusing to come back home and I can't pick him up with my arm like this.

I don't like him wandering out here after dark on his own.

GREETINGS CITIZENS.

THIS MOST RECENT SKIRMISH WITH THE ALIEN INVASION HAS LEFT ME FEELING UNSETTLED AND UNDERUSED.

I intend to rectify this by journeying through the doors regularly, to seek out worlds in need of help. Not to conquer, not to enslave or harm, only to aid should there be a need. If there are any helpful resources to be brought back from these ventures I shall offer them to those in town.

If there are any of you who wish to join me on these quests, I ask you only heed my instruction that this is to help others and not to harm. I should warn you not to deviate from these intentions, else you will find yourself answering to the authority of this town. It would be very unwise.

REGARDS,
THOR ODINSON GOD OF THUNDER

We're not married. We were never married. I don't want to hear it brought up again. Ever.

Sorry about the flamingos.

Also, frozen alcohol is evil.

On that note, Pancho's now has a strawberry daiquiris machine.

I'm not sure how, but I'm willing to bet this is Scott's fault, right?

I got corndogs. Oh mylanta so many corndogs.

I found something on the foot of my bed when I woke up this morning.

A set of Jedi robes. Master's robes, possibly Grand Master's robes if memory serves me right. I've only seen pictures.

I guess I made it. Somehow. I'm almost afraid to touch them.

Okay so like.... I know this place can be weird sometimes with it's time travel and dimensional whowatzits and stuff But like, i have an entire new apartment in my house??

like, it's mine? from my place in new york? but it's like... on top of my -- uhhh. i dont know. my brain isn't wrapping around it.

BUT.
GUYS.


D O G
C O P S
O N
D V D

I'm assuming everyone has made a full recovery from this illness?

Ben Kenobi

Now that it is over, would you like to resume our training?

I'd like to introduce everyone to my new friend. This is Millicent and she's a mareep they tell me. So far she's doing well, she's friendly and Artoo seems to like her. At the very least he hasn't tried to shear her yet.

We've got another birthday coming up and it's my turn to fall on the sword, as it were, for purposes of planning. Clint's is in a week.

I want to do something a little different for him, and also so we don't all OD on parties. I'm thinking outdoor movie screening, since the weather's been nice lately. He wanted beer and Blade Runner for his birthday. Beer I know we've got, and I was lucky enough to get my hands on a copy of the movie back when he first mentioned it, but if anyone's inclined to help me figure out how to rig up a way to play it on the side of one of the buildings with decent audio so everyone can see and hear, I'd be grateful.

I wouldn't mind some help rounding up popcorn, assorted other movie-type snacks, blankets to spread out on the grass - anything to make it a low key fun summer night for everyone to enjoy.

I can tell you the back of the box summarizes the plot as "In a cyberpunk vision of the future, man has developed the technology to create Replicants - humanoid androids with short, fixed lifespans - which are illegal on Earth but are used in the off-world colonies. Deckard, a Blade Runner - a police officer who specializes in terminating replicants - is assigned to eliminate four escaped Replicants who have returned to Earth."

I can't tell you if it's any good, as I've never seen Blade Runner, and when it comes to our takes on movies, Clint and I are either entirely on the same page or entirely prepared to murder each other for terrible taste, and we have never once reached middle ground between those two options. But regardless, I think it'll be a fun night and I know you all want to show up for the guy with the adorable dog who keeps us all well-supplied in caffeine.

Luke Skywalker

We need to talk.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Master Kenobi,

I'm wondering if I could have a moment of your time?

Something arrived for me- I wasn't aware that was something this place did, distribute items from homeworlds at random. Is this a common occurrence?


Private to Luke & Obi-Wan

A box arrived with writing on it, in aurebesh- which you don't see a lot of around here. It's a collection of what look like lightsaber spare parts, and a crystal.

You're both welcome to any of it, if you'd like it.

Hey, did you ever find your cat? Because if not, I think he found me. Or there's another cat that feels like an alien in this town.

I suppose I should have done this yesterday when I arrived but I was too busy trying to figure out how I got here. I'm Luke Skywalker and the little guy with me is Artoo Detoo. He's a droid and he can do a lot of things to help with rebuilding and stuff.

Hello? Skywalker what did you do?