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>> What do you make of this karaoke thing?
>> How do you even say that?


>> For the record I'm not singing.

Is there some specific reasoning behind the fact this month in particular is not the standard 30, or 31 days long that seems pretty consistent with the Earth calendar?

Yes. Today's felt a little slow, what can I say?

Okay, I'm giving everyone a couple week's notice so you can come to terms with not being holed up in your caves all day with the person you're currently sleeping with - but Valentine's Day. It's a Friday. My birthday is the day before. I'm merging them together to host a party on Valentine's Day, at the house where I live, so you all better be there. It'll start at 7:00 PM so do your schmoopy breakfasts or lunches before then, I don't care. Just come to the party.

There will be food and drinks. Maybe some candy. Maybe some actual Valentine's Day cards. Maybe some surprises. Maybe cheese dicks again, if you ask Richie nicely.

Who else is still mysteriously connected to someone? Show of hands? Because I don't know what the shelf life is on a typical magic spell or whatever but I'd really love to be able to pee without someone right outside the door.

Can somebody please explain this....egg creature that's following me around? I think it thinks I'm its mom, but I don't know where its family is??

I have never seen an animal like this, is the future normally this weird or is it just this place?

I have an idea forming, if those capable of performing magic were to create a sort of dome-like enclosed space, we could throw a winter party in what looks like a reverse snow globe. That could be fun, should we want to hold some sort of town-wide gathering again. Perhaps we could make ice cream out of the snow. My mother and I used to make it when I was a child. Very delicious if made properly.

You lot all know I'm a wizard, yeah?

It's pure talent, basically, and amongst my MANY great qualities and capabilities where wizarding is concerned, weather prediction is one of them.

It's going to SNOW!!!!




Just kidding I can't really predict the weather like that. I mean, I could, but it'd be a whole load of effort and all I really had to do was look out my window and see snow flakes. STILL. How VERY EXCITING!!! SNOW! WHO WANTS TO PLAY?

Your holiday called Halloween was... interesting.
Clint, thank you for explaining it, and allowing me to partake.

Now I'm feeling restless.
[Leia]
I'm feeling restless, and I still have this archaic motorbike.
Would you like to accompany me for a ride? Maybe we can find somewhere to enjoy it through the doors.

He's gone. I don't feel his presence anywhere.

I fed his porgs...

[Siri]

Is Master Kenobi upset with me?
Has he hidden himself in the Force somehow?

These disappearances almost always seem to happen in unpleasant little spates, and it doesn't seem as if it's quite over yet. Ben. Luke's gone now too.

I'd know for certain if he was still here.

It brings me to ask; with the different abilities and magic among us, tell me that someone in this kriffing town has the ability to heal broken bones in some way?

I found a music relay (someone called it a 'jook box'?) at the pizza joint. It appears to be all Earthian music. Not bad, although Earthians do like their vocals. Any recommendations?

Also, this flight suit is going to get very tiring, with no sonic refreshers here.

I've been on remote planets before, but not like this. Not even sublight space travel? At least my translator seems to be working. No Aurabesh writing anywhere. And it's called Starklandia? What Outer Rim insanity is this

Private to Luke and Leia

Are you both alright? I realized I hadn't had a chance to speak with either of you since Las Vegas. Please tell me neither of you were injured?

Could you come down to the Lake?

I'm out walking with Chewie, and it's getting late - he's refusing to come back home and I can't pick him up with my arm like this.

I don't like him wandering out here after dark on his own.

Can we meet?

I have things I wish to share with you.

I sneezed and Force pushed a lamp across the room.

What is this illness, and how do I get rid of it.

My head is pounding.

Going through the doors to restock Does anyone need anything? Or does anyone just want to come with for kicks?

P.S. Pikachu's been put in charge of the bar while I'm gone. Mostly to keep anyone from raining the stocks any further (seriously, whoever stole that Asgardian mead is going to pay. I have my suspicions).

( Weird Force talking here )

I'd like to introduce everyone to my new friend. This is Millicent and she's a mareep they tell me. So far she's doing well, she's friendly and Artoo seems to like her. At the very least he hasn't tried to shear her yet.

Something arrived for me- I wasn't aware that was something this place did, distribute items from homeworlds at random. Is this a common occurrence?


Private to Luke & Obi-Wan

A box arrived with writing on it, in aurebesh- which you don't see a lot of around here. It's a collection of what look like lightsaber spare parts, and a crystal.

You're both welcome to any of it, if you'd like it.