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Is there a doctor in the house?

Dude, does anyone else have a sore throat? Woke up coughing like crazy. Last time I felt like this was 7th grade when I had to get my tonsils out.

Private to Clint

Hope it's okay, not coming in today. Figure it's probably better if I don't pass this around.

Private to Peter B. Parker

Weird question, but have you gotten sick since the spider bite?? Just checking.

Going through the doors to restock Does anyone need anything? Or does anyone just want to come with for kicks?

P.S. Pikachu's been put in charge of the bar while I'm gone. Mostly to keep anyone from raining the stocks any further (seriously, whoever stole that Asgardian mead is going to pay. I have my suspicions).

So have you ever been just hanging out, clinging to the side of a building while reading a book, when suddenly you feel a sniffle, you cough, and you suddenly slip from said building to crash straight into a sharp bush?

Because that just happened to me.

I haven't felt this sick or weak since that time MJ made beef stroganoff with that weird mystery meat we had in the fridge. Listen, we were poor at the time, you took chances.

Do you have the tools necessary to run a diagnostic test?

Ugh, my throat feels like sandpaper. I need a lozenge.