*flails* Okay, so there are these confections I love (bear with me) that are cake soaked in liqueur and dipped in chocolate. Three of my very favourite things, and magically, not only is the sum three times better than each individual part, but it's ten times better. I could eat a thousand of them.
This story is even more delicious. You've taken three of my very-favourite characters and two of my very-favourite pairings, dipped them all in a spot of voyeurism and a lot of cleverness, and made something that's positively scrumptious. I could read this story a thousand times and not stop grinning.
I cannot wait to find out who you are, Mystery Author!