17 November 2009 @ 03:07 pm
It Sucks to be Severus Snape (Part 15) COMPLETE  
Notes: The header here is used to reflect the whole fic. There's no actual smexing in this chapter, but there's intimations of it. Thank you so much to [info]alienor77310 and [info]venturous for their informative comments on France. Even though I only bothered to use my setting twice, 'cause I suck.

Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape, Part 15
Rating: NC-17
Total Fic Word Count: ~19,500
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
All Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, masturbation and sex, bloodsucking, spanking, something resembling infidelity but not really, some violence character death, (but not Snape or Harry)*
Betas: None (though [info]kennahijja did help me with the earlier parts), and if you'd like to have a go I'm happy to edit anything that won't completely rearrange the fic.
Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15
 
 
16 November 2009 @ 09:36 am
It Sucks to be Severus Snape (Part 14)  
Okay guys, only one more chapter left! It should be up tomorrow. :D

Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape, Part 14
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, WIP, character death, but not Snape or Harry)*
Betas: Unbeta'd from here on out, 'cause I'd rather post than edit while I have momentum. I'm open to making edits though.
Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 10:50 am
It Sucks to be Severus Snape (Part 12)  
Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape, Part 12
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, WIP.*
Betas: Unbeta'd from here on out, 'cause I'd rather post than edit while I have momentum. I'm open to making edits though.
Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12
 
 
06 November 2009 @ 10:18 am
It Sucks to be Severus Snape (Part 11)  
Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape, Part 11
Rating: This part PG-13 (overall fic NC-17 in places)
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, WIP.*
Betas: Unbeta'd from here on out, 'cause I'd rather post than edit while I have momentum. I'm open to making edits though, and if anyone can keep up with me (ever day, sort of thing) I'm up for it.
Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11
 
 
03 November 2009 @ 01:50 pm
It Sucks to be Severus Snape (Part 10)  
Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape, Part 10
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, WIP, and that's all for this scene.*
Betas: Unbeta'd from here on out, 'cause I'd rather post than edit while I have momentum. I'm open to making edits though.
Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10
 
 
03 November 2009 @ 09:29 am
It Sucks to be Severus Snape (Part 9)  
Forgot to post this here--trying to catch up.

Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape, Part 9
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, WIP.*
Betas: Unbeta'd from here on out, 'cause I'd rather post than edit while I have momentum. I'm open to making edits though, and if anyone can keep up with me (ever day, sort of thing) I'm up for it.
Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9
 
 
30 October 2009 @ 02:14 pm
It Sucks to be Severus Snape (Part 8)  
Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape, Part 8
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, WIP.*
Betas: Unbeta'd from here on out, 'cause I'd rather post than edit while I have momentum. I'm open to making edits though, and if anyone can keep up with me (ever day, sort of thing) I'm up for it.
Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8
 
 
23 October 2009 @ 01:05 pm
It Sucks to be Severus Snape (Part 3)  
Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape, Part 3
Rating: Possibly up to NC-17, this bit PG
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, WIP, spankings, possibly some bloodplay, definitely some violence. Others may crop up as I go, so this section may have additions in later posts.*
Betas: [info]kennahijja and, erm, if you helped as well, please prod me. Also, if anyone would like to beta the last bits as I go along, I'd appreciate it.
Notes: This one scene is a bit short, so I will post another short bit tonight.
Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

Part 1 Part 2
 
 
21 October 2009 @ 01:27 pm
It Sucks to be Severus Snape  
Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape Part 1
Rating: Possibly up to NC-17, though G for Part 1
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, WIP, spankings, possibly some bloodplay, definitely some violence. Others may crop up as I go, so this section may have additions in later posts.*
Betas: [info]kennahijja and, erm, if you helped as well, please prod me. I have names in my email, but my email search is not working, and I know I worked with others. This has been sitting around awhile so it's hard to get my notes together. Also, if anyone would like to beta the last bits as I go along, I'd appreciate it.
Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

(In which, in my quest to parody every plot cliché in the pairing, I target vampire!Snarry. Snarody!)