13 December 2018 @ 12:07 pm
SECRET SNARRY SWAP: PODFIC: To Know Me  
Title: To Know Me
Author: wordslave
Reader: [info]starduchess
Cover Artist: [info]starduchess
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~10,000
Content/Warnings: *PWP, sexual dominance, restraint, hair pulling, orgasm control, cock ring, dirty talk, oral sex, masturbation, Snape's Voice*
Prompter/Prompt: No. 22 from [info]wanted_a_pony: ZOMG, Snape's voice! Show/tell how Severus uses that glorious instrument to coax, corrupt, seduce &/or routinely reduce Harry (& others if you wish) to quivering, wanton lust. ♥Bonus ♥ love♥ if Severus's dirty talk is "simply" a description of what he wants to do or how he wants Harry to feel, in Severus's signature cool, precise style.
Summary: Stuck in a magical wasteland, Harry might finally get the chance to live out his sexual fantasy -- to be owned by Snape.
Link to Text: here
Length: 01:05:42
File Size: mp3 62 MB | m4b 64 MB
Music Credit: "Outfoxing the Fox" by Kevin MacLeod. Find his royalty-free work at incompetech.com. Used under Creative Commons License, Attrition 3.0.
Podficcer Notes: Thanks to the Snarry Mods for allowing me to record this fic for the Secret Snarry Swap entry. I hope my recipient likes it as well as all of you. This thing is nothing but raunchy smut, so do not listen at the office or with others present. In fact, you may need to be in your bunk....
Mod Note: While the rest of the entries in the fest are anonymous, the nature of this contribution means that it is not.

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12 December 2018 @ 12:02 pm
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Campfire Confessions  
Title: Campfire Confessions
Author:
Other pairings/threesomes: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger, Horace Slughorn/Mystery Action Heroes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1337
Warnings: Sexual innuendo
Prompter/Prompt: No. 2 from [info]accioslash: New professor Harry Potter attends an educational conference with his former professors/now colleagues and makes some surprising discoveries.
Summary: The Hogwarts faculty are on their annual summer educational retreat. As a team building exercise, the staff is encouraged to share a hidden talent, ability or hobby. Things go to Hades in a handbasket. Enjoy!
A/N: To my giftee, the author of this clever prompt, I tried to incorporate a number of your requests. I hope you enjoy my offering!

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Campfire Confessions )
 
 
12 December 2018 @ 11:57 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Retreat and Parry  
Title: Retreat and Parry
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: none
Rating: PG
Word count: 5123
Content/Warning(s): Reference to suicidal thoughts, some naughty words and snarky insults
Prompter/Prompt: No. 13 from [info]alisanne: Severus hates holiday pomp and circumstance, so he decides to vacation in the tropics, where he runs into Harry Potter, also on holiday.
Summary: When Severus Snape refuses the hand of friendship, he has to live with the consequences. Thank goodness for Dumbledore, who understood Snape’s hatred of all things Christmas and planned accordingly.
A/N: A huge thank you for a prompt that inspired me to take the plunge and write my first ever Snarry. I sincerely hope I did your idea a vague sort of justice.

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Retreat and Parry )
 
 
11 December 2018 @ 11:58 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Restoration of Hogwarts: A Story of Love and Magic, by Rita Skeeter  
Title: The Restoration of Hogwarts: A Story of Love and Magic, by Rita Skeeter.
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Only pairings from JKR!Canon
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~9,000 words
Content/Warning(s): Nothing you wouldn’t expect from the pairing and the prompt. Not even explicit smut. Seriously. I have disappointed myself.
Prompter/Prompt: No. 29 from [info]leontinabowie: Eighth Year. Harry needs to improve his Potions grade so he starts taking private lessons with Severus. With a new insight into what Severus is really like, Harry for the first time doesn't see him with suspicion but with intrigue, and rather likes what he sees. Flirty!Harry
Summary: Rita Skeeter proposes to document the reconstruction works at Hogwarts for historical purposes. Snape gives away more than he planned.
A/N: I haven’t written anything Potter-related in years and it felt rather like coming home :’) (But it also explains the stiffness of the writing…) Besides, Harry Potter came to Netflix on Halloween and, an eight-film marathon later, I managed to remind myself why I love this… It also means there might be some inconsistencies regarding the bookverse! Oh, and not quite Eighth Year, but I something like that. Enjoy!

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The Restoration of Hogwarts: A Story of Love and Magic, by Rita Skeeter )
 
 
10 December 2018 @ 11:58 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Three Bottles Makes For A Holiday  
Title: Three Bottles Makes For A Holiday
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: PG
Word count: 2700
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompter/Prompt: No. 46 from [info]slashwriter: A couple of lonely professors find themselves trapped in _______ with a bottle of _______. All orchestrated by _________.
Summary: How many times must Harry and Severus find themselves stuck together in close quarters before they take the hint?
A/N: Many thanks to G. for the beta read.

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Three Bottles Makes For A Holiday )
 
 
10 December 2018 @ 11:55 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Five Times Harry Didn't Cut In, and Once When He Did  
Title: Five Times Harry Didn't Cut In, and Once When He Did
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Ron/?, Severus/OMCs (not graphic), Hermione/George
Rating: PG
Word count: ~4400
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompter/Prompt: No. 44 from [info]writcraft: A 'five times' holiday themed fic, e.g. 'five times Severus didn't buy Harry a gift and one time he did' or 'five times Harry didn't kiss Severus at the Ministry Yule Ball and one time he did' or whatever other scenario takes your fancy. Basically a story or piece of art which looks at Harry and Snape through holidays over the years, and eventually culminates in them together.
Summary: Harry has a crush on Severus but can't seem to find a way to let him know...until he finally does.
A/N: Thank you so much to Badgerlady for beta-ing this! I had fun writing it, and I hope it's enough of the trope to make you happy, Prompter, though I apologize in advance for the lack of smut.

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Five Times Harry Didn't Cut In, and Once When He Did )
 
 
09 December 2018 @ 11:29 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Unfolding  
Title: Unfolding
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: none
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 8058
Content/Warning(s): PTSD, mentions of abuse.
Prompter/Prompt: No. 16 from [info]smirkingcat: Harry was certain, that if it wasn't for his mother's green eyes, Severus would have never given him any chance in the first place. Even years after they announced their relationship, Harry still feels like he is living in the shadow of his mother. But then Severus managed to find a way to lay all his worries and doubts to rest (you can totally switch and tell it from Severus' pov).
Summary: "Dying men are desperate, Mr Potter." Snape's fingers drummed against his glass as he spoke. "I clearly wasn't in my right mind – and neither were you as it seems. I thought I had failed your mother. It wasn't your eyes I wanted to see, but hers."
A/N: A massive thank you to my beta thegreatsnapescape, who kept me sane throughout this process. Your thoughts and ideas were invaluable.

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Unfolding )
 
 
08 December 2018 @ 11:02 am
Secret Snarry Swap: Wrap-Up for Week One  
Week One is under our belts and we're off to a great start! Thanks to everyone reading and commenting. The authors and artists really appreciate it!

Also, we're looking for recs! And if you want to let us know that you've recced any Secret Snarry Swap fic or art on your journal in an unlocked post or on Tumblr, comment to this post, or drop us an e-mail at the mod email (spfestmod@gmail.com). Anything that collects three or more recs will be forwarded to the newsletters and all recs will be forwarded to the authors/artists. Thanks!

Lastly, a quick reminder than all chan entries and any NC-17 artwork are always locked. Please join [info]snape_potter to see all of our fest entries.


FIC:
Halfway to Hornsea NC-17, 30,000 words
Summary: As Auror Potter's first mission goes terribly wrong in Atwick, Yorkshire, will Severus Snape's curse-breaking knowledge and family roots be enough to save the day?
LJ, IJ, DW

Magic and Mixology at McCauley's Pub R, 8,712 words
Summary: A new bartender shows up in Harry's favourite bar. He looks vaguely familiar, but only if viewed from the corner of the eye. It's just enough to spark Harry's curiosity.
LJ, IJ, DW

Of Toadstones and Indecent Toggery NC-17, 6,736 words
Summary: Severus is in a bit of tight spot. He needs a Toadstone for a potion he is brewing. Toadstones cure nearly any affliction and negate any poisons, but the only problem is…they are exceedingly rare...and the side effects cause strong, drugged hallucinations, therefore heavily regulated by the Ministry. A certain twenty-one-year-old and newly single Auror is the only one Snape knows who has access to such things at the Ministry. Severus is quite desperate, and admittedly hasn’t had a decent shag in nearly a decade. Potter has grown to be quite the stud, and Severus decides that maybe a little seduction might help his cause, even if they may have put the past behind them.
LJ, IJ, DW

Error 404 G, 1,280 words
Summary: Welcome to the Auror Corps Technical Support. We thank you for your patience. An agent will be available shortly!
LJ, IJ, DW

Winter Song G, 5,000 words
Summary: "... I don't think we can fit eight thirty-foot trees in here."
LJ, IJ, DW

All I Want for Christmas Is You NC-17, 2,000 words
Summary: All Harry wants for Christmas is Severus Snape.
LJ, IJ, DW

Five Steps to Surviving Cabin Fever NC-17, 6,566 words
Summary: Harry's worst nightmare comes true, instead of spending his days off lounging around his apartment he's been called in for a case. It all gets worse when the case drags on for longer than expected and Robards decides he'll need help.
LJ, IJ, DW

Alone R, 3,600 words
Summary: Harry loses his way, and nearly takes the whole of Wizardry down with him.
LJ, IJ, DW

Latex, Lace, Leather and Six Inch Stilettos, a Recipe for Happily Ever After PG-13, 3,287 words
Summary: Newly married Ginny Malfoy has decided that her “brother from another mother” has been lonely long enough. With the help of Narcissa Malfoy (who quickly commandeers the effort), Molly Weasley, and Hermione Granger, prospective brides are interviewed, and a list of seemingly suitable witches is compiled. They are to meet Harry and his extended family, where Harry will meet the candidates and choose his bride. Rita Skeeter eavesdrops on their plans and they become headline news. Severus Snape “reads all about it” and decides to add his name to the list. Severus Snape makes quite an entrance, Snarry ensues. And there is a crazy pub crawl with magical Cher impersonators.
LJ, IJ, DW

A Radical Change in (Self) Perception NC-17, 57,000 words
Summary: Harry should know better than to touch museum exhibits, especially in a magical museum. Now he's in trouble...
LJ, IJ, DW


ART:
A Family Christmas G
Summary: Harry has nowhere to go after he tells his cheating, no-good boyfriend that he is pregnant. Not wanting to intrude on his friends, Harry asks Severus if he will take him in, and romance blossoms between them as Severus takes on the role of the supportive other father.
LJ, IJ, DW


We'll be back tomorrow with another week of new entries!
 
 
07 December 2018 @ 11:27 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: A Radical Change in (Self) Perception  
Title: A Radical Change in (Self) Perception
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Background Ron/Hermione.
Rating: Explicit/NC-17
Word count: ~57000
Content/Warning(s): EWE. Oral. First Time. Christmas fluff. Touches on past childhood abuse/neglect/trauma, domestic violence and grief. Vague allusions to under-18 sexual activity.
Prompter/Prompt: No. 9 from [info]ladyofsd: Freaky Friday the movie meets Snarry. After the unexpected switch, they both find out the other is gay. Harry also discovers Snape is a brilliant flyer, and Snape learns how excellent Harry is at teaching.
Summary: Harry should know better than to touch museum exhibits, especially in a magical museum. Now he's in trouble...
A/N: So my left brain said 'Oh, twenty thousand words of fluffy comedy, a reasonable proposition', but my right brain heard '50,000 WORDS OF PERSPECTIVE HOPS, BODYSWAP SEX AND FEELINGS, COMING RIGHT UP'. Also, I have to confess to my prompter, I have only seen the 2003 Freaky Friday, and I'm not sure this fic has kept as much of the flavour as I originally intended. Although it may be at least partially responsible for Punk!Snape...

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(A Radical Change in (Self) Perception)
 
 
06 December 2018 @ 12:02 pm
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Latex, Lace, Leather and Six Inch Stilettos  
Title: Latex, Lace, Leather and Six Inch Stilettos, a Recipe for Happily Ever After
Author:
Other pairings/threesomes: Ginny Weasley/Draco Malfoy, Other pairings will be revealed below
Rating: Teen and above
Word count: 3287
Content/Warning(s): Mpreg
Prompter/Prompt: No. 49 from [info]suitesamba: Newly-married Ginny Weasley has decided that Harry, too, needs a spouse. She begins interviewing candidates, and Severus decides to give it a go and schedule an interview. The problem is, Ginny doesn't know Harry is gay and is interviewing only women.
Summary: Newly married Ginny Malfoy has decided that her “brother from another mother” has been lonely long enough. With the help of Narcissa Malfoy (who quickly commandeers the effort), Molly Weasley, and Hermione Granger, prospective brides are interviewed, and a list of seemingly suitable witches is compiled. They are to meet Harry and his extended family, where Harry will meet the candidates and choose his bride. Rita Skeeter eavesdrops on their plans and they become headline news. Severus Snape “reads all about it” and decides to add his name to the list. Severus Snape makes quite an entrance, Snarry ensues. And there is a crazy pub crawl with magical Cher impersonators.
A/N: The characters belong to JKR, Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Brothers. The prompt belongs to the prompter (bravo), the direction I took said prompt is all my doing. No performance enhancers (or inhibitors) were used while composing this piece of fluffy crack, unless you count caffeine - I’ve had plenty of that. I think it shows.

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Latex, Lace, Leather and Six Inch Stilettos )
 
 
06 December 2018 @ 11:57 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Alone  
Title: Alone
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: past Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter (mentioned)
Rating: M
Word count: ca. 3600
Content/Warning(s): mentions of suicide, mental health issues, morally ambiguous!Harry, cursing, sexual content
Prompter/Prompt: No. 50 from [info]amanitamuscaria: After his battle with Voldemort, Harry is the only person left in the world with magic.
Summary: Harry loses his way, and nearly takes the whole of Wizardry down with him.
A/N: Thank you hippocrates460 for awesome advice and for looking over this, thank you mods for organising this event, thank you all you beautiful people who ship snarry for reading. :)

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Alone )
 
 
05 December 2018 @ 12:01 pm
SECRET SNARRY SWAP: ART: A Family Christmas  
Title: A Family Christmas
Artist:
Other pairings/threesomes: None
Rating: G
Media: Sims 4 and Gimp
Prompt/Prompter: No. 11 from [info]leontinabowie: Harry has nowhere to go after he tells his cheating, no-good boyfriend that he is pregnant. Not wanting to intrude on his friends, Harry asks Severus if he will take him in, and romance blossoms between them as Severus takes on the role of the supportive other father.
Summary: See prompt.

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A Family Christmas


A Family Christmas )

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05 December 2018 @ 11:58 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Five Steps to Surviving Cabin Fever  
Title: Five Steps to Surviving Cabin Fever
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 6566
Content/Warning(s): UST, Praise kink, Sex
Prompter/Prompt: No. 17 from [info]writcraft: Harry was looking forward to a relaxed Christmas with the Weasleys, drinking too much and eating too much. When a case at the Ministry takes on a new urgency, Harry's plans are turned upside down. Things go from bad to worse when he finds out he will be spending Christmas with none other than the Ministry's potions consultant, Severus Snape.
Summary: Harry's worst nightmare comes true, instead of spending his days off lounging around his apartment he's been called in for a case. It all gets worse when the case drags on for longer than expected and Robards decides he'll need help.
A/N: Thank you for the prompt, it was so much fun to write this, and thank you to the mods for organizing! To Lilian: Thank you for your help and support.

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Five Steps to Surviving Cabin Fever )
 
 
04 December 2018 @ 12:01 pm
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: All I Want for Christmas Is You  
Title: All I Want for Christmas Is You
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2000
Content/Warning(s): Pining, Christmas Fluff, Light Angst, Past Relationships
Prompter/Prompt: No. 30 from [info]alisanne: It's his fifth Christmas after the war and Harry is done living for everyone else. He's finally going to go after what he wants: a life with Severus Snape.
Summary: All Harry wants for Christmas is Severus Snape.
A/N: Thanks for reading!

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All I Want for Christmas Is You )
 
 
04 December 2018 @ 11:56 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Winter Song  
Title: Winter Song
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: nope
Rating: G
Word count: 5,000
Content/Warning(s): One drunken pass, nothing else to worry about.
Prompter/Prompt: No. 4 from [info]lilyseyes: Harry has helped nurse Severus back to health after Nagini's bite and is determined to spend the holidays with him, but Harry realizes he knows nothing of Yule and little about Christmas traditions.
Summary: "... I don't think we can fit eight thirty-foot trees in here."
A/N: Thank you to all who keep the Snarry going.

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Winter Song )
 
 
03 December 2018 @ 12:11 pm
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Error 404  
Title: Error 404
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: Gen
Word count: 1,280-ish
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompter/Prompt: No. 40 from [info]digthewriter: Non MAGIC AU. Tech support!HARRY. Annoyed and hates computers!SNAPE.
Summary: Welcome to the Auror Corps Technical Support. We thank you for your patience. An agent will be available shortly!
A/N: One of these problems came from the website Not Always Right, and two came from my own experience (one from the tech side, one from the client side). In double-checking for the answer to one of those problems, I found it on superuser.com (and from my own experience).

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Error 404 )
 
 
03 December 2018 @ 12:08 pm
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Of Toadstones and Indecent Toggery  
Title: Of Toadstones and Indecent Toggery
Author:
Other pairings/threesomes: Harry Potter/Justin Finch-Fletchley
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 6,736
Content: Blowjobs, frottage, sixty-nine
Prompter/Prompt: No. 48 from [info]torino10154: Harry has something Severus needs (an ingredient? a magical artifact?). What is he willing to do to get it?
Summary: Severus is in a bit of tight spot. He needs a Toadstone for a potion he is brewing. Toadstones cure nearly any affliction and negate any poisons, but the only problem is…they are exceedingly rare...and the side effects cause strong, drugged hallucinations, therefore heavily regulated by the Ministry. A certain twenty-one-year-old and newly single Auror is the only one Snape knows who has access to such things at the Ministry. Severus is quite desperate, and admittedly hasn’t had a decent shag in nearly a decade. Potter has grown to be quite the stud, and Severus decides that maybe a little seduction might help his cause, even if they may have put the past behind them.
A/N: Well shucks, this one was fun to write! I hope you enjoy!!!

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Of Toadstones and Indecent Toggery )
 
 
02 December 2018 @ 11:58 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Magic and Mixology at McCauley's Pub  
Title: Magic and Mixology at McCauley's Pub
Author:
Rating: Mature
Word count: 8,712
Content/Warning(s): AU, some profanity
Prompter/Prompt: No. 25 from [info]themightyflynn: A new bartender shows up in Harry's favourite bar. He looks vaguely familiar, but only if viewed from the corner of the eye. It's just enough to spark Harry's curiosity.
A/N: Written for Secret Snarry Swap 2018. All characters depicted herein in adult situations may safely be assumed to be over eighteen.
Disclaimer: The story is based on characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including, but not limited to Scholastic Books and Warner Bros. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended; no monetary gain will be made from this story.

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Magic and Mixology at McCauley's Pub )
 
 
01 December 2018 @ 11:59 am
SECRET SNARRY SWAP: FIC & ART: Halfway to Hornsea  
Title: Halfway to Hornsea
Author:
Artist:
Rating: Explicit
Length: 30,000+
Warnings: Hurt/comfort, small towns, dark magic residue
Prompter/Prompt: No. 20 from [info]maraudersaffair: During an Auror mission in a rural part of England, Harry is attacked and left for dead. The person who finds him is Severus Snape.
Summary: As Auror Potter's first mission goes terribly wrong in Atwick, Yorkshire, will Severus Snape's curse-breaking knowledge and family roots be enough to save the day?
Author's Note: Endless thanks to A and PK for their beta-reading effort! This story fought me like an angry dragon. They helped to steer it back on track. Thank you, also, to the creator of this wonderful prompt and to everyone reading. May you find your way to that one special doorway just in time for the holidays.

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(Halfway to Hornsea)
 
 
30 November 2018 @ 08:04 am
Posting for Secret Snarry Swap begins TOMORROW!  
Banner art by [info]sealcat


The plan most weeks is for one or two entries a day, Sunday-Friday, with weekly wrap-up posts on Saturdays. Reveals will be on/around December 31st!

We hope you'll join us!