11 December 2018 @ 11:58 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Restoration of Hogwarts: A Story of Love and Magic, by Rita Skeeter  
Title: The Restoration of Hogwarts: A Story of Love and Magic, by Rita Skeeter.
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Only pairings from JKR!Canon
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~9,000 words
Content/Warning(s): Nothing you wouldn’t expect from the pairing and the prompt. Not even explicit smut. Seriously. I have disappointed myself.
Prompter/Prompt: No. 29 from [info]leontinabowie: Eighth Year. Harry needs to improve his Potions grade so he starts taking private lessons with Severus. With a new insight into what Severus is really like, Harry for the first time doesn't see him with suspicion but with intrigue, and rather likes what he sees. Flirty!Harry
Summary: Rita Skeeter proposes to document the reconstruction works at Hogwarts for historical purposes. Snape gives away more than he planned.
A/N: I haven’t written anything Potter-related in years and it felt rather like coming home :’) (But it also explains the stiffness of the writing…) Besides, Harry Potter came to Netflix on Halloween and, an eight-film marathon later, I managed to remind myself why I love this… It also means there might be some inconsistencies regarding the bookverse! Oh, and not quite Eighth Year, but I something like that. Enjoy!

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The Restoration of Hogwarts: A Story of Love and Magic, by Rita Skeeter )
 
 
10 December 2018 @ 11:58 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Three Bottles Makes For A Holiday  
Title: Three Bottles Makes For A Holiday
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: PG
Word count: 2700
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompter/Prompt: No. 46 from [info]slashwriter: A couple of lonely professors find themselves trapped in _______ with a bottle of _______. All orchestrated by _________.
Summary: How many times must Harry and Severus find themselves stuck together in close quarters before they take the hint?
A/N: Many thanks to G. for the beta read.

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Three Bottles Makes For A Holiday )
 
 
10 December 2018 @ 11:55 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Five Times Harry Didn't Cut In, and Once When He Did  
Title: Five Times Harry Didn't Cut In, and Once When He Did
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Ron/?, Severus/OMCs (not graphic), Hermione/George
Rating: PG
Word count: ~4400
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompter/Prompt: No. 44 from [info]writcraft: A 'five times' holiday themed fic, e.g. 'five times Severus didn't buy Harry a gift and one time he did' or 'five times Harry didn't kiss Severus at the Ministry Yule Ball and one time he did' or whatever other scenario takes your fancy. Basically a story or piece of art which looks at Harry and Snape through holidays over the years, and eventually culminates in them together.
Summary: Harry has a crush on Severus but can't seem to find a way to let him know...until he finally does.
A/N: Thank you so much to Badgerlady for beta-ing this! I had fun writing it, and I hope it's enough of the trope to make you happy, Prompter, though I apologize in advance for the lack of smut.

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Five Times Harry Didn't Cut In, and Once When He Did )
 
 
09 December 2018 @ 11:29 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Unfolding  
Title: Unfolding
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: none
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 8058
Content/Warning(s): PTSD, mentions of abuse.
Prompter/Prompt: No. 16 from [info]smirkingcat: Harry was certain, that if it wasn't for his mother's green eyes, Severus would have never given him any chance in the first place. Even years after they announced their relationship, Harry still feels like he is living in the shadow of his mother. But then Severus managed to find a way to lay all his worries and doubts to rest (you can totally switch and tell it from Severus' pov).
Summary: "Dying men are desperate, Mr Potter." Snape's fingers drummed against his glass as he spoke. "I clearly wasn't in my right mind – and neither were you as it seems. I thought I had failed your mother. It wasn't your eyes I wanted to see, but hers."
A/N: A massive thank you to my beta thegreatsnapescape, who kept me sane throughout this process. Your thoughts and ideas were invaluable.

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Unfolding )
 
 
07 December 2018 @ 11:27 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: A Radical Change in (Self) Perception  
Title: A Radical Change in (Self) Perception
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Background Ron/Hermione.
Rating: Explicit/NC-17
Word count: ~57000
Content/Warning(s): EWE. Oral. First Time. Christmas fluff. Touches on past childhood abuse/neglect/trauma, domestic violence and grief. Vague allusions to under-18 sexual activity.
Prompter/Prompt: No. 9 from [info]ladyofsd: Freaky Friday the movie meets Snarry. After the unexpected switch, they both find out the other is gay. Harry also discovers Snape is a brilliant flyer, and Snape learns how excellent Harry is at teaching.
Summary: Harry should know better than to touch museum exhibits, especially in a magical museum. Now he's in trouble...
A/N: So my left brain said 'Oh, twenty thousand words of fluffy comedy, a reasonable proposition', but my right brain heard '50,000 WORDS OF PERSPECTIVE HOPS, BODYSWAP SEX AND FEELINGS, COMING RIGHT UP'. Also, I have to confess to my prompter, I have only seen the 2003 Freaky Friday, and I'm not sure this fic has kept as much of the flavour as I originally intended. Although it may be at least partially responsible for Punk!Snape...

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(A Radical Change in (Self) Perception)
 
 
06 December 2018 @ 12:02 pm
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Latex, Lace, Leather and Six Inch Stilettos  
Title: Latex, Lace, Leather and Six Inch Stilettos, a Recipe for Happily Ever After
Author:
Other pairings/threesomes: Ginny Weasley/Draco Malfoy, Other pairings will be revealed below
Rating: Teen and above
Word count: 3287
Content/Warning(s): Mpreg
Prompter/Prompt: No. 49 from [info]suitesamba: Newly-married Ginny Weasley has decided that Harry, too, needs a spouse. She begins interviewing candidates, and Severus decides to give it a go and schedule an interview. The problem is, Ginny doesn't know Harry is gay and is interviewing only women.
Summary: Newly married Ginny Malfoy has decided that her “brother from another mother” has been lonely long enough. With the help of Narcissa Malfoy (who quickly commandeers the effort), Molly Weasley, and Hermione Granger, prospective brides are interviewed, and a list of seemingly suitable witches is compiled. They are to meet Harry and his extended family, where Harry will meet the candidates and choose his bride. Rita Skeeter eavesdrops on their plans and they become headline news. Severus Snape “reads all about it” and decides to add his name to the list. Severus Snape makes quite an entrance, Snarry ensues. And there is a crazy pub crawl with magical Cher impersonators.
A/N: The characters belong to JKR, Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Brothers. The prompt belongs to the prompter (bravo), the direction I took said prompt is all my doing. No performance enhancers (or inhibitors) were used while composing this piece of fluffy crack, unless you count caffeine - I’ve had plenty of that. I think it shows.

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Latex, Lace, Leather and Six Inch Stilettos )
 
 
06 December 2018 @ 11:57 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Alone  
Title: Alone
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: past Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter (mentioned)
Rating: M
Word count: ca. 3600
Content/Warning(s): mentions of suicide, mental health issues, morally ambiguous!Harry, cursing, sexual content
Prompter/Prompt: No. 50 from [info]amanitamuscaria: After his battle with Voldemort, Harry is the only person left in the world with magic.
Summary: Harry loses his way, and nearly takes the whole of Wizardry down with him.
A/N: Thank you hippocrates460 for awesome advice and for looking over this, thank you mods for organising this event, thank you all you beautiful people who ship snarry for reading. :)

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Alone )
 
 
05 December 2018 @ 11:58 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Five Steps to Surviving Cabin Fever  
Title: Five Steps to Surviving Cabin Fever
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 6566
Content/Warning(s): UST, Praise kink, Sex
Prompter/Prompt: No. 17 from [info]writcraft: Harry was looking forward to a relaxed Christmas with the Weasleys, drinking too much and eating too much. When a case at the Ministry takes on a new urgency, Harry's plans are turned upside down. Things go from bad to worse when he finds out he will be spending Christmas with none other than the Ministry's potions consultant, Severus Snape.
Summary: Harry's worst nightmare comes true, instead of spending his days off lounging around his apartment he's been called in for a case. It all gets worse when the case drags on for longer than expected and Robards decides he'll need help.
A/N: Thank you for the prompt, it was so much fun to write this, and thank you to the mods for organizing! To Lilian: Thank you for your help and support.

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Five Steps to Surviving Cabin Fever )
 
 
04 December 2018 @ 12:01 pm
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: All I Want for Christmas Is You  
Title: All I Want for Christmas Is You
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2000
Content/Warning(s): Pining, Christmas Fluff, Light Angst, Past Relationships
Prompter/Prompt: No. 30 from [info]alisanne: It's his fifth Christmas after the war and Harry is done living for everyone else. He's finally going to go after what he wants: a life with Severus Snape.
Summary: All Harry wants for Christmas is Severus Snape.
A/N: Thanks for reading!

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All I Want for Christmas Is You )
 
 
04 December 2018 @ 11:56 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Winter Song  
Title: Winter Song
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: nope
Rating: G
Word count: 5,000
Content/Warning(s): One drunken pass, nothing else to worry about.
Prompter/Prompt: No. 4 from [info]lilyseyes: Harry has helped nurse Severus back to health after Nagini's bite and is determined to spend the holidays with him, but Harry realizes he knows nothing of Yule and little about Christmas traditions.
Summary: "... I don't think we can fit eight thirty-foot trees in here."
A/N: Thank you to all who keep the Snarry going.

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Winter Song )
 
 
03 December 2018 @ 12:11 pm
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Error 404  
Title: Error 404
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: Gen
Word count: 1,280-ish
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompter/Prompt: No. 40 from [info]digthewriter: Non MAGIC AU. Tech support!HARRY. Annoyed and hates computers!SNAPE.
Summary: Welcome to the Auror Corps Technical Support. We thank you for your patience. An agent will be available shortly!
A/N: One of these problems came from the website Not Always Right, and two came from my own experience (one from the tech side, one from the client side). In double-checking for the answer to one of those problems, I found it on superuser.com (and from my own experience).

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Error 404 )
 
 
03 December 2018 @ 12:08 pm
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Of Toadstones and Indecent Toggery  
Title: Of Toadstones and Indecent Toggery
Author:
Other pairings/threesomes: Harry Potter/Justin Finch-Fletchley
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 6,736
Content: Blowjobs, frottage, sixty-nine
Prompter/Prompt: No. 48 from [info]torino10154: Harry has something Severus needs (an ingredient? a magical artifact?). What is he willing to do to get it?
Summary: Severus is in a bit of tight spot. He needs a Toadstone for a potion he is brewing. Toadstones cure nearly any affliction and negate any poisons, but the only problem is…they are exceedingly rare...and the side effects cause strong, drugged hallucinations, therefore heavily regulated by the Ministry. A certain twenty-one-year-old and newly single Auror is the only one Snape knows who has access to such things at the Ministry. Severus is quite desperate, and admittedly hasn’t had a decent shag in nearly a decade. Potter has grown to be quite the stud, and Severus decides that maybe a little seduction might help his cause, even if they may have put the past behind them.
A/N: Well shucks, this one was fun to write! I hope you enjoy!!!

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Of Toadstones and Indecent Toggery )
 
 
02 December 2018 @ 11:58 am
Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Magic and Mixology at McCauley's Pub  
Title: Magic and Mixology at McCauley's Pub
Author:
Rating: Mature
Word count: 8,712
Content/Warning(s): AU, some profanity
Prompter/Prompt: No. 25 from [info]themightyflynn: A new bartender shows up in Harry's favourite bar. He looks vaguely familiar, but only if viewed from the corner of the eye. It's just enough to spark Harry's curiosity.
A/N: Written for Secret Snarry Swap 2018. All characters depicted herein in adult situations may safely be assumed to be over eighteen.
Disclaimer: The story is based on characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including, but not limited to Scholastic Books and Warner Bros. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended; no monetary gain will be made from this story.

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Magic and Mixology at McCauley's Pub )
 
 
01 December 2018 @ 11:59 am
SECRET SNARRY SWAP: FIC & ART: Halfway to Hornsea  
Title: Halfway to Hornsea
Author:
Artist:
Rating: Explicit
Length: 30,000+
Warnings: Hurt/comfort, small towns, dark magic residue
Prompter/Prompt: No. 20 from [info]maraudersaffair: During an Auror mission in a rural part of England, Harry is attacked and left for dead. The person who finds him is Severus Snape.
Summary: As Auror Potter's first mission goes terribly wrong in Atwick, Yorkshire, will Severus Snape's curse-breaking knowledge and family roots be enough to save the day?
Author's Note: Endless thanks to A and PK for their beta-reading effort! This story fought me like an angry dragon. They helped to steer it back on track. Thank you, also, to the creator of this wonderful prompt and to everyone reading. May you find your way to that one special doorway just in time for the holidays.

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(Halfway to Hornsea)
 
 
07 September 2018 @ 02:17 pm
Scandalising the Neighbours  
Title: Scandalising the Neighbours
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: institutionalized homophobia, the wizarding world version of 'conversion therapy'.
Challenge: Written for [info]daily_deviant's September challenge. Themes/kinks chosen: Illegal sex: engaging in sexual practices that are illegal or extremely taboo where they take place.
Word Count: ~1560
Summary: Severus shares a story from his past.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]torino10154 for helping me come up with a 'plot', and to [info]sevfan and emynn for the quick beta reading. <3
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Scandalising the Neighbours
 
 
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10 September 2016 @ 02:50 pm
FIC: New Experiences  
Title: New Experiences
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Pairing: Severus Snape & Harry Potter
Word Count: +/-3450
Rating : PG-13
Challenge: Harry's Birthday
Warnings: * AU, Harry is seven, mentions of child abuse/neglect*
Summary: Severus meets a child in need – what does he do now?
Part of the Worthy Child Series
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
A/N: This was supposed to be a drabble in honor of Harry's birthday last month – it got out of hand a bit…
 
 
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11 August 2018 @ 09:09 pm
Roaming Their Way Home  
Title: Roaming Their Way Home
Author/Artist Name: [info]alisanne
Prompt Number and/or Title: Based on the song: Roam - by the B52s.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Medium or Word Count: 5402
Genre(s): Humor, Romance, Mild Angst
Warnings/Content: Rimming, anal, switching.
Summary: Severus and Harry end up going a long way to find their way home.
Notes: Written for the recent [info]slashorific fext (reveals are here).Thanks to the mods for their patience, to [info]torino10154 and [info]lilyseyes for their help with plotting, and to Emynn and [info]sevfan for beta reading. As always, nothing you recognize is mine. Yay, Slash!

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31 July 2018 @ 09:40 pm
Falling Lion, Hidden Dragon  
Title: Falling Lion, Hidden Dragon
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Word Count: 1880
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [info]hp_creatures's July prompts: Swedish Short-Snout, Falling down a mountain, Stupid ideas.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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28 July 2018 @ 02:09 pm
Misfit Managed  
Title: Misfit Managed
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley.
Word Count: (1460) 365 x 4
Warnings: Mild angst.
A/N: Written for [info]hogwarts365's prompt # 253: “I will never fit in because I wasn't meant to” ― Cher Lloyd, Ocean of emptiness, Aboveboard
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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11 July 2018 @ 10:16 pm
A Fresh Approach  
Title: A Fresh Approach
Author: [info]alisanne
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape.
Challenge: Written for [info]harry100's prompt 341: Fresh, and for [info]torino10154's birthday. Yes, that was a while back, what's your point?
Rating: R
Length: 100 x 10
Warnings: None.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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