10 May 2018 @ 08:57 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: BONUS FIC: Severus and Harry Enjoy Some Snarry  
Title: Severus and Harry Enjoy Some Snarry
Author: Totally Anonymous Trelawney
Other pairings/threesome: No threesomes, assorted pairings
Rating: Mature
Word count: ~4600
Content/Warning(s): crack, M/M slash, sexual innuendo, butt humor, mpreg, perhaps chan in your area, character death, angst, strong language
Prompt: Severus Snape and Harry Potter enjoy the fruits of another Snarry-a-Thon. Their new Dicta-quill records their commentary.
Summary: Harry Potter and Severus Snape are huge Snarry fans. Really, they are! Many a night has been spent recreating the more imaginative tales of lust. In the spirit of gratitude, they decide to document their reactions to Snarry-a-Thon 18 using a handy dandy Dicta-quill. Every piece is mentioned. So is a stalker. Enjoy!
A/N: All of the Potterverse belongs to JKR, Warner Brothers, and Bloomsbury Publishing. The Thon pieces belong to their respective artists and writers. The ‘Thon moderators are goddesses, as are the betas and the Thon proofreader/editor. The author of this piece wishes to remain anonymous, but she is channeling the slim part of Trelawney that is not a fraud.

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Severus and Harry Enjoy Some Snarry  )
 
 
08 May 2018 @ 02:23 pm
Let's Ride  
Title: Let's Ride
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC17
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape.
Summary: Harry helps Severus get over his bike jealousy.
Word Count: 1030
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [info]hp_may_madness' 2018 fest.
Day Seven prompt(s) used: Let’s Ride/Rain
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Kink: Ice Play
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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04 May 2018 @ 11:58 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Potterzine  
Title: Potterzine
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] writcraft
Other pairings: Mention Harry/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~11,100
Content/Warning(s): Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Outdoor Sex
Prompt: Wildcard
Summary: When Severus Snape finds a fanzine with a picture of Professor Potter in a compromising position with Draco Malfoy on the cover, he confronts Potter about the offending literature. Severus probably should have looked inside, because it turns out some of Potterzine’s writers have a different suitor in mind.
Author’s Notes: Thank you so much to the mods of this wonderful fest for being so patient and to S and S for cheering me on. Thanks as ever to Badgerlady for the thorough SPaG check.

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(Potterzine)
 
 
03 May 2018 @ 12:05 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Compatible Magic  
Title: Compatible Magic
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lilyseyes
Other pairings/threesome: Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: +/- 2680
Content/Warning(s): EWE, first-time, mpreg
Prompt: 2018 Prompt 5: Harry asks Severus to finish work on an mpreg potion because Harry believes his best friends are putting off starting a family because They know how much Harry wants a baby.
Summary: Harry has always wanted a child, the sooner the better.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] badgerlady for the beta! ♥

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Compatible Magic )
 
 
03 May 2018 @ 12:02 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Saving Dudley Dursley  
Title: Saving Dudley Dursley
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] drwritermom
Other pairings/threesome: Petunia Dursley/Vernon Dursley, Arabella Figg/OMC, OFC/OMC
Rating: Mature
Word count: 3893
Content/Warning(s): AU, medical jargon, death of OFC, mpreg
Prompt: Petunia Dursley is desperate to speak to Harry Potter, but she doesn't know how or where to begin looking for him. She does remember where that awful boy Severus lived and decides to go there in hopes that he can help find Harry.
Summary: Severus Snape has just been summoned by the Ministry of Magic. All single Wizarding citizens of childbearing age are mandated to report to Hogwarts, where an ancient magical artifact will be match them with their soulmates. Before he can even digest this summons, he is shocked to find a desperate Petunia Dursley at his doorstep, desperately seeking her nephew, Harry Potter. After a side-along Apparition to Hogwarts and a rapid sprint to the Headmistress’s office, they encounter Harry Potter arguing with an ancient relic. Harry Potter is called upon to save his cousin, Dudley, familial relationships are revealed, and Severus Snape gets married, all on the day.
A/N: Anything from the Potter universe belongs to J. K. Rowling, the melodrama and plot twists are my doing.

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Saving Dudley Dursley )
 
 
02 May 2018 @ 11:30 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: The Wizengamot Club  
Title: The Wizengamot Club
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] alisanne
Other pairings/threesome: Draco/Astoria, Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~11000
Content/Warning(s): Angst, character death (OC), political posturing, erotica.
Prompt: 112: Tired of chasing criminals and would-be Dark wizards after 5 years, Harry decided to resign and take up his Lordship titles (Potter & Black). The cut-throat politics of being a member of the Wizengamot confounds him and Harry turns to Severus to tutor him. Seems Severus is fantastic at more than just politics!
Summary: After one too many injuries as an Auror, Harry decides (with prodding) to go into politics, to use his name and influence for good, only it turns out politics can be as injurious as law enforcement.
A/N: Thanks to the ridiculously patient mods, to my britpicker and betas (who deserve chocolate), and to JKR for creating such glorious characters with whom I love playing. Happy Thon, everyone! ♥

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(The Wizengamot Club)
 
 
01 May 2018 @ 11:54 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: A Weekend Away  
Title: A Weekend Away
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] articcat621
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: T
Word count: 1003 words
Content/Warning(s): Language, Suggestive Sexual Content, Implied Sexual Content
Prompt: 54: Sharing body heat. One of them gets caught out in the snow and the other has only one way to warm them up again: body contact
Summary: A weekend away doesn't go quite as planned.
A/N: Many thanks to the mods for being so patient with me. Also, many thanks to my beta GR.

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A Weekend Away )
 
 
01 May 2018 @ 11:50 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Afloat (on a Sea of Love)  
Title: Afloat (on a Sea of Love)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] suitesamba
Other pairings/threesome: none
Rating: PG
Word Count: 8664
Content/Warning(s): none
Prompts: (41) Harry's kids do NOT approve of his new relationship with Severus Snape. (53) Harry decides he needs a vacation, and since he's never even seen the ocean, he decides to go on a cruise. Naturally, Snape is there, too, and, after some sniping, they decide they may as well hang out. Things progress and soon they're sharing a cabin. What happens when they get home?
Summary: In their autumn years, Harry and Severus finally find each other and, though Harry’s kids object, decide to take a cruise to celebrate their budding relationship. Back home, Lily, Al and James have ample time to discuss just exactly why they object to Severus as they sit through a Hogwarts Quidditch game. When their old headmistress Minerva McGonagall joins them in the stands, she opens their eyes about their dad and Severus. Featuring old men in love (and in Speedos), a Quidditch game that will not end, Minerva the match-maker, and a seven-year old wedding planner.
A/N: Having been on one too many cruise with my cruise-obsessed mother-in-law, I will attest that every cruise element of this story is drawn from something I witnessed, from the questions in the Newlywed Game to the Washy-Washy ladies (they spray your hands with disinfectant when you board or go into the buffet) to the mid-morning deck walkers to the towel animals. However, if there are cabins with hot tubs, I most assuredly did not experience them. I’m lucky to get a window.

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Afloat (on a Sea of Love) )
 
 
01 May 2018 @ 10:48 am
The Dictaquill 3000  
Title: The Dictaquill 3000
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Word Count: ~1020
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [info]hp_creatures's April prompt: Peruvian Vipertooth, Proliferated, “The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” -- Bertrand Russell.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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30 April 2018 @ 11:55 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Little Monkeys  
Title: Little Monkeys
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lilian
Other pairings/threesome: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley; Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger (minor)
Rating: T
Word count: 15,805
Content/Warning(s): Minor Character's Death, Grief, Children
Prompt: No. 70. Severus wants a child. (Preferably not mpreg).
Summary: "There might be a chance that maybe, perhaps, Severus went too far this whole ‘exile far away from the Wizarding World’ thing. Because however he tries to frame it, it comes down to this: after nine years of being completely alone, the first time he stays with another person, he’s plotting to steal said person’s children."
A/N: Thousand thanks to my wonderful beta, hippocrates460. A shout-out to the mods for making this event possible. All credit regarding the life-stories of James T. Kirk, Alberto Giacometti and Violet Kemble-Cooper go to the persons who wrote their Wikipedia articles.

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(Little Monkeys)
 
 
28 April 2018 @ 11:28 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Daffodils  
Title: Daffodils
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hippocrates460
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: E
Word count: 17424
Content/Warning(s): Homophobia
Prompt: 125) After the war, Harry comes to see Severus every Friday night. The reason behind his visits remains unspoken and Severus chooses not to pry. After roughly a year of the same routine, Harry reveals something about himself that changes the nature of their relationship irrevocably.
Summary: At 5 exactly, the doorbell rings, and he unlocks it from where he stands, then walks over to the front door. Potter is holding paper bags that steam and smell delicious. He starts babbling before he’s even crossed into the house. His hair is a mess, his cheeks are flushed, his eyes are bright.
A/N: Thank you so much Lilian for your help and support and for being generally great.

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(Daffodils)
 
 
27 April 2018 @ 12:01 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: White Shores  
Title: White Shores
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] suitesamba
Rating: PG
Warnings: angst
Word Count: 1800 words
Prompts: Wildcard – This quote from The Return of the King (J.R.R. Tolkien)
“And the ship went out into the High Sea and passed on into the West, until at last on a night of rain Frodo smelled a sweet fragrance in the air and heard the sound of singing that came over the water. And then it seemed to him as in his dream in the house of Bombadil, the grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise.”
Summary: Harry and Severus, damaged by the evil that has consumed most of their lives, find comfort only in each other after the War.
A/N: For Badgerlady, who always appreciates a laugh, but who likes angst more.

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White Shores )
 
 
27 April 2018 @ 11:56 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: At Last My Love Has Come Along  
Title: At Last My Love Has Come Along
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] vix_spes
Other pairings: Sirius/Remus, Harry/others
Rating: PG13
Word count: 4769
Content/Warning(s): Magical AU
Prompt: No. 63 from 2017. AU. Sirius and Remus run a B&B in Cornwall and Harry visits often, every time with another young man and each time his companion is a total disaster. A certain potions master has a little shop in town and believe it or not forms a friendship with Sirius and Remus. Sirius gets desperate and wants Harry to have a relationship with somebody who is not a total flake, so he decides to play cupid.
Summary: When the seventh boyfriend Harry has brought home turns out to be as big a disaster as the previous six, Sirius decides to step in and do some matchmaking.
A/N: So, I'm only a year late with this one but here it is finally! Title from the eponymous song by Etta James. Huge thanks to isisanubis for the handholding and the beta. Even bigger thanks to the wonderful mods for their patience.

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At Last My Love Has Come Along  )
 
 
26 April 2018 @ 11:54 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: The Forsaken One  
Title: The Forsaken One
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] chrmisha
Other pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Gabrielle, Severus/OMC
Rating: R (mature)
Word count: 22,000
Content/Warning(s): EWE, comrades, companionship, bonding, PTSD, past rape, past captivity
Prompt: Wildcard
Summary: Two years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Auror Harry Potter is on a raid when he comes across a wizard long thought to be dead. A wizard that, if truly alive, would surely be killed the moment his identity is revealed. Which puts Harry in a bit of a bind.
A/N: Thanks to my super awesome beta and British nitpicker badgerlady.
Disclaimer: All things Harry Potter belong to JK Rowling. I make no money from these stories.

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(The Forsaken One)
 
 
25 April 2018 @ 11:35 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Harry Potter and His Incredible Performing Jarvey  
Title: Harry Potter and His Incredible Performing Jarvey
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] drwritermom
Other pairings/threesome: Ginny Weasley/Draco Malfoy, Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, OM Jarvey/OF Jarvey
Rating: Teen and above
Word count: ~3600
Content/Warning(s): Sexual innuendo, crude humor, mpreg
Prompt: When Ginny decides she's not interested in "the great Harry Potter" after all, Harry is left stunned and confused, after all everyone thought they were perfect together. In an attempt to move on, Harry decides to start a new career and becomes a breeder of crups/kneazles/whatever else because he enjoys how the animals love their owners unconditionally. This leads to him becoming more active in the crup/kneazle show ring, where he discovers his main competitor is none other than Severus Snape.
Summary: When Harry Potter’s seemingly idyllic relationship with the fiery Ginevra Weasley ends in public humiliation, Severus Snape sends another feisty Ginger to mend his broken heart. Lots of bonking occurs, of the heterosexual, slash, and Jarvey varieties. Enjoy!
A/N: I doubt J. K. Rowling ever envisioned this parody when she penned her book series. I only tease out of love, and because I need an outlet for my socially inappropriate humor. No money has changed hands here. And I solemnly swear no substances were abused to create this work. Honest!

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Harry Potter and His Incredible Performing Jarvey )
 
 
25 April 2018 @ 11:28 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Unlike the Other  
Title: Unlike the Other
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] overlocked
Other pairings/threesome: Harry/Ginny
Rating: Teen
Word count: 4286
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompt: 96 (see summary)
Summary: One of Harry's children is a squib. He finds it a lot more difficult to handle than he expected. Talking to Severus about it is easier than he anticipated.
A/N: When I saw the prompt, this story popped into my head. While I may have interpreted it in my own way, I hope it is satisfactory!

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Unlike the Other )
 
 
24 April 2018 @ 12:06 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: When the Morning Comes  
Title: When the Morning Comes
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] goddess47
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1150
Content/Warning(s):
Prompt: 1) - Open prompt
Summary: Harry didn't quite remember how he got here...
A/N: Many thanks to patient mods for running this fest!

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When the Morning Comes )
 
 
24 April 2018 @ 12:02 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: The Taste of Treacle Tart  
Title: The Taste of Treacle Tart
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] nestinghedwig_aka_linw
Rating: PG
Word count: 5,243
Warning(s): Mild profanity, established relationship
Prompt: 001 - Wild Card
Summary: Harry rubbed his eyes, knowing the day would be a long and frustrating one. This was not the way he wanted to spend his birthday.
A/N: Written for Snarry-a-Thon 2018. All characters depicted herein in adult situations may safely be assumed to be over eighteen.
Disclaimer: The story is based on characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including, but not limited to Scholastic Books and Warner Bros. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended; no monetary gain will be made from this story.

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The Taste of Treacle Tart )
 
 
23 April 2018 @ 11:59 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Some tenderness  
Title: Some tenderness
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hippocrates460
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: E
Word count: 28831
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompt: 119) Remix a favorite Snarry fan fic.
Summary: Severus comes home after spending far too many Thursdays in Diagon Alley. It's time to start the rest of his life.
A/N: Thank you Lilian for letting me do this, for helping me, and for being wonderful all the way through. The favorite Snarry fan fic I remixed is Diagonally which is amazing and wouldn't let me go.

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(Some tenderness)
 
 
21 April 2018 @ 11:26 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Careful What You Wish For: Meeting the Addams  
Title: Careful What You Wish For: Meeting the Addams
Authors: [archiveofourown.org profile] accio_kilt and [archiveofourown.org profile] calanor
Other pairings/threesomes: Gomez/Morticia Addams, Arthur/Molly Weasley
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 10,800+
Content/Warning(s): J.K.Rowling is the creator and true owner of the characters of Hogwarts and the Wizarding world, and no infringement of copyright is intended. I’m just playing with them for our own amusement; no money is being made. Post-Hogwarts AU.
Prompt: No. 1, of my own choosing.
Summary: After ten years together, Severus finally proposes and Harry accepts. Now, the irascible man has run out of excuses and diversions for when Harry asks about his family--which he has done frequently since they’ve been together. Finding out that Severus’ legal surname is Snape-Addams is only the beginning.
A/N: I found this little gem in an old Google Docs trunk marked “Unfinished Co-fics 2007”, pulled it out and dusted it off. Then I went and poked [co-author] to come and help me finish this little bunny we lassoed back in the last decade, but never finished. It has definite possibilities for a sequel--we shall see. This is my first foray back into writing fandom after about a four-year absence. It feels good to be back!

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(Careful What You Wish For: Meeting the Addams)