pekeleke (pekeleke) wrote in snape_potter, @ 2012-04-24 09:16:00 |
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Title: Of men who like chips...
Rating :G
Author: Pekeleke
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Written for snarry100 prompt challenge 315: Natural.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work!
Summary: Ron finds out why Severus is like chips...
Of men who like chips...
' That hair is natural? Uhhggg! How can you touch it? '
Harry sighed. He'd been with his lover for a year already, but Ron was being... difficult! Whenever they met, his friend insulted Severus! Until tonight!
Looking at the way Ron was devouring the chips they'd been sharing, he smiled beatifically:
' It's not a hardship, Ron! Severus is... he is like chips, you see? He is thin, pale, naturally greasy, and totally satisfying: once you put him in your mouth!
By pure coincidence Severus chose that moment to return.
' Chips, anyone? ' He asked politely. Ron choked!