spfestmod (spfestmod) wrote in snape_potter, @ 2011-12-25 12:10:00 |
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HARRY POTTER AND SEVERUS SNAPE TO RENEW THEIR VOWS!
In a shocking turn of events, Harry Potter and Severus Snape have released a brief statement stating their intent to renew their vows.
“While we were thrown together in unexpected circumstances, we have come to fall in love with each other and are eager to spend the rest of our lives together,” the statement reads. “We will formally celebrate our vows with our family and friends at a later date following our honeymoon.”
Snape famously swept into to declare his feelings for his then-estranged husband Potter, who was on a dinner date with Draco Malfoy. For our readers’ viewing pleasure, we have provided a complimentary poster-sized photograph of their romantic reunion with this edition. (Additional copies may be purchased for a small fee. Please direct all inquiries to Charlotte Jorby.)
We at the Daily Prophet wish Potter and Snape all the best, and do hope they’ll send us a postcard from their honeymoon!