I adore how you took this cliche and absolutely made it your own. From the incredibly unique plot to the "yeah, we should have seen THAT coming" at the end but it wasn't any less funny because of it, this was a fantastic read from beginning to end. The banter between Severus and Harry was downright delicious. I think the naming rights were hands down my favorite parts (other than the yummy sex). *g* Fabulous job!