♥♥♥ Thanks for seeing the movie with me, hon. I'm not sure I could have gone without you. *hugs tight*
(who is TL:DR? and what cool story?)
TL;DR stands for "too long, didn't/don't read" and "cool story, bro" is something commonly said on mocking communities as a reaction to a comment that has little/nothing to do with the current subject and is typically over-sharing.